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November 02, 2021

Biden's Crappy Polling Softens, Becomes Loose: Only 42% Agree That #PoopyPantsJoe Is "Mentally Sharp"

Here's a hard little nugget that was left over in Biden's underwear from NBC's poll that no one noticed until it rolled down his pantleg and soiled the floor:

Josh Kraushaar @HotlineJosh

Overlooked from NBC poll: Republicans now hold the largest partisan advantage on "dealing with the economy" ( R+18 ) in the history of the survey, since October 1991.


Issues and Insights finds that only 42% of the population believes Biden is "solid and well-formed," I mean, "mentally sharp."

A secondary finding is that the 42% who think he is mentally sharp are themselves not mentally sharp.

The poll tried to gauge the public's perceptions of Biden on several measures, including mental abilities, by asking a random sampling of adults to "indicate your level of agreement or disagreement with the following descriptions of President Joe Biden." Among the choices given were "mentally sharp," "energetic," and "a good communicator."

The results are not good for Biden.

Just 42% of those polled say they think the president is "mentally sharp," and 42% say he's "energetic." (Half those polled say he isn't mentally sharp or energetic.) Fewer than half surveyed (47%) say Biden is a "good communicator."

Two points:

The 42% who say he's mentally sharp/energetic are almost certainly the same 42% who approve of his job performance.

But, 47% think that President Trumpalinazure is a "good communicator"? What the deuce?

Among independents, for example, only 34% say Biden is mentally sharp, while 58% say he isn't. Among women, 40% say he is mentally sharp and 51% say he isn’t. That's worse than among men, 45% of whom say Biden is sharp vs. 50% who say he isn't. Biden fares even worse among married women, only 36% of whom think he is mentally sharp compared with 58% who say he isn't.

Weird that fewer women, who are more Democrat leaning, would say he's mentally sharp than men. But when you start subdividing a poll sample into sub-samples, the margins of error start growing much larger. When you get to sub-sub-samples, I'd just kinda throw those numbers out with Joe Biden's Depends Undergarments For Active Adults.

Among those living in the suburbs, 43% say he's sharp and 51% say he isn't, and among those making $50,000-$75,000 a year, the split is 37% to 58%.

We'll see about those suburbs in a sec.

I&I's finding that 42% of the public thinks that Biden is "mentally sharp" tracks with Pew's finding of "43%." Rasmussen found that 58% of the public were not continent, I mean confident, that he was "physically and mentally up to the job of being president."

Morning Consult -- a firm which skews Democrat -- finds Biden losing tone in his political anus particularly in the suburbs.

And particularly in the suburbs in battleground states.

Now, I don't know that Florida and Ohio are even battleground states any longer -- they seem solidly red states to me now -- but look at the shift in Wisconsin and purplish North Carolina:


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And now: the proudest moment of my life as a blogger.

"Let's Go Brandon," to the tune of the gradeschool diarrhea song.

When you're declaring Pronouns Day,
and you rip a colonic spray,
Let's Go Brandon, boom-boom,
Let's Go Brandon

When you have to miss a meeting
because you gave your pants a fecal greeting
Let's Go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's Go Brandon


When you're reading the autocue
and you catch a whiff of poo
Let's Go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's Go Brandon

When you're chatting with the Pope
and you pinch off a stinky rope
Let's Go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's Go Brandon

When you're ranting about insurrection
and you loose a hot beef ejection
Let's Go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's Go Brandon

When you're talking with Jim Acosta
and your butt makes anal pasta
Let's Go Brandon, boom-boom
Let's Go Brandon

Try it, it's fun.

I hope to get this on iTunes.

I also hope to win a spoken word Grammy. Like Obama. I believe my work compares favorably to his doggerel.

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