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September 02, 2021

Wrenching Pivot to Domestic Policy Cafe: Getting Your Ducks All in a Row Edition

Early day. I've been checked out all day. I've felt like it was already Friday, and that also, I was also feeling on Friday like it was already Friday night.

This is gonna be a great Labor Day weekend.

Rescue bat.

Little girl and her dog have a double act that's ready for Broadway.

Little dog wants to be the brave defender of his yard, but he is a very little dog.

Another dog tries to defend his yard, but gets scared.

Dog saves his toy from the Evil Vacuum.

Hawk is absolutely determined to steal the pilot from a remote-control drone.

Monkey uses a goat's horns as his jungle gym.

Alpacas, who are themselves strange-looking, are weirded out by a strange-looking animal. Is that an armadillo? Or a turtle?

This tiny puppy is gonna give you a whoopin' if you come within paw-reach.

Inman: Scooter surprise.

Grandma versus soy-soaked criminal.

Mind the wife.

Just some relaxing fishing.

Perfect visual metaphor for Twitter Tough-Guys barking at each other.

A puppy and ducklings.

That’s the tweet.. pic.twitter.com/I1ujg9fY2z
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) September 1, 2021

Follow the leader..🚶🐤🐤🐤😍
#kid #chicks #birds pic.twitter.com/TToo7PkiDt
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 25, 2021

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Little girl and her dog have a double act that's ready for Broadway. Little dog wants to be the brave defender of his yard, but he is a very little dog. Another dog tries to defend his yard, but gets scared. Dog saves his toy from the Evil Vacuum. Hawk is absolutely determined to steal the pilot from a remote-control drone. Monkey uses a goat's horns as his jungle gym. Alpacas, who are themselves strange-looking, are weirded out by a strange-looking animal. Is that an armadillo? Or a turtle? This tiny puppy is gonna give you a whoopin' if you come within paw-reach. Inman: Scooter surprise. Grandma versus soy-soaked criminal. Mind the wife. Just some relaxing fishing. Perfect visual metaphor for Twitter Tough-Guys barking at each other. A puppy and ducklings. 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