Take My ONT. Please.

Howdy Horde! How was your Friday? I discovered there's a Footy Rooty in town, and I went in for a half hour foot massage. Only $20, and boy did it feel great, highly recommended. I got the half hour because I thought the 60 minute massage would be boring. Wrong! Next time I'm going for the full hour. Funny thing, there's a sign on the door that says “No happy endings. Don't even ask”. I guess they wouldn't have posted it if they it hadn't come up, but really? At a chain strip mall massage place?

But the fish is right there

Fido Friday: Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Moyhrt. Mommy. Hey mom. Mommy. Mommy look. Mom. Mom. MOM! MOM!

Truth about the 2A

As long as we're on the subject..

“God Created Men and Sam Colt Made Them Equal!” Oft attributed to Mark Twain, I have not been able to find a definitive source linking the actual quote in his writings.

Correct map of China

Great Cosplay

It's Chel from The Road To El Dorado. I hadn't seen the movie until recently, and now that I have, I can say that she really nails the character.

Guess who isn't getting laid tonight?

Tim Curry gives no fucks

This isn't true anymore

Arizona is now the benchmark state for hotness, and they'll tell you so. Watch. * Ahem * “Boy, it was 95 in Texas today, sure was hot!” * Waits for Arizonians to show up in the comments *

Don't think he's buying this identity politics BS

Siri, What's daily life in Eastern Europe like?

What's in a name?

Friday night game

We've all had “senior moments” when we forget our keys, or why we entered a room or that we're acting President of the US. What are your most embarrassing “I forgot!” moments? Best story in the comments gets a lifetime supply of ampersands.

Can we all just take a moment and recognize what a great job Robert Downey Jr. did at getting clean and sober?

As a parent, this would take 10 years off my life

Incredible skill

Friday Night quiz

So, how do you sleep? I alternate between my right and left sides during the night. When I'm on my right side I sleep like A, but with my legs straight and my hand under my head. This is how I usually fall asleep, but after a while my hand falls asleep from the weight of my head, the pins and needles wake me and I flip over into H but with my other hand under my head. Then the same thing happens all over again and I flip back. Lather, rinse, repeat, all night long. How about you?

A horse doctor maybe?

They've been told it's impossible

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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