Sponsored Content
« CNN Permanent Guest Emeritus Sentenced to 2 1/2 Years in Prison for Extorting Nike | Main | Insurrectionist Cafe: Dogs and Kids in Toy Cars Edition »
July 08, 2021

The Moderate, Centrist Democrat Relentlessly Promoted by NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. True Conservatives Takes an Impromptu Cognitive Ability Test and Absolutely Aces It

Trump was mentally unfit to be president.

But this late-stage dementia patient is Restoring Muh Normzzz through the power of his shriveled, dying brain.

This is elder abuse:

Let's see that last part again: And notice how absolutely delighted he is when he finally remembers something he himself claims to have said just ten years ago.

He can't believe he actually remembered it.

Tell me how it felt when you dinged a 500 foot home run off of CornPop, Grampa Diddlefingers.

Just last week, an obviously confused -- and frightened -- Biden had to retreat to reading (badly) from his handler's notes when asked about Russia, telling the reporter "I'll be in better shape tomorrow."

Why? Because you're sundowning? Because they can only give you so many doses of amphetamine per week without greatly risking killing you?

NeverTrump's candidate, everyone. Give it up for the True Conservatives of NeverTrump.

How are you liking your boy, National Review? Are the checks from Google and FaceBook clearing?

Don't worry, though -- the leftwing media which now employs NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. as controlled opposition True Conservatives will really get to probing Biden's mental acuity:

By the way, you can totally tell that all of their emotion-charged rhetoric about "THE INSURRECTION" is deeply felt and not just more SJW bullshit:

Update: I tossed out "late-stage dementia" without knowing what the stages are. Charlie Brown's Dildo points out that no, he's about midway through the stages.

Here are the seven stages.

digg this
posted by Ace at 06:22 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy: "You want something hopeful? Second generation asia ..."

Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston [/s] [/b] [/i]: "We're not a melting pot. We are a salad bowl. Pos ..."

Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman: "237 The Hassidim do not support the modern State o ..."

Skip's phone: "Antisemitism is going to happen with Leftists ..."

The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger: "Did you spend more than a few days. Did you go to ..."

[/i][/b]andycanuck (Vwz3I)[/s][/u]: "George @BehizyTweets · 11h BREAKING: Email l ..."

Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston [/s] [/b] [/i]: "#BringBackOurMeltingPot Posted by: olddog in mo ..."

11B40: "Greetings: Hoping to throw a bit of sociologica ..."

Chatterbox Mouse: "The Hassidim do not support the modern State of Is ..."

CN: "I piss on the Award I got from the ADL Posted by: ..."

junior: "@219 So if you were born in South Korea and you em ..."

Chatterbox Mouse: "Look at why Greece fell. Buggery. Men would ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64