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January 28, 2021

Quarantine Cafe: HOLD THE LINE! Edition

Good video from Tim Pool. Supposedly -- allegedly - the hedge fund guys are manipulating the price of GameStop, selling it back and forth at lower and lower prices so that the Rubes will see the reported price going down.

Note that the ban on buying the stock helps them in this deception, because if you were allowed to buy, those buys at higher prices would offset or even overwhelm the manipulated downward-sales prices.

They needed to get those buys repressed to run the con.

And the con is: They're hoping people will see their Fake News stock price falling, and then panic, and then sell their stock to beat the fall.

So says Tim Pool and various people online, at least.

And so the word has gone out, broadcast by everyone except the hedge fund guys and their paid shills: HOLD THE LINE! Do not panic, do not sell. Do not let them manipulate you into selling. Hold your stock, keep the price high, and force them to pay billions upon billions to re-buy those stocks they need to complete their short sale.

So I'll gladly repeat: HOLD THE LINE!

Break them.


And: Fuck you. Burn in hell.


Nice Tweets!

@DonaldJTrumpJr

Hedge funders should really just "Learn To Code" or to "install solar panels"

Am I doing this right??? I'm told those are the rules.

@DonaldJTrumpJr

Any Republican in Washington DC worth a damn should be calling for an immediate investigation into Robinhood and Citadel.

And while they'rere at it, subpoena Janet Yellen; lets find out if there was pressure coming from the Biden Admin to protect their cronies on Wall Streeet!!

@DonaldJTrumpJr

It took less than a day for big tech, big government and the corporate media to spring into action and begin colluding to protect their hedge fund buddies on Wall Street. This is what a rigged system looks like, folks!

@DonaldJTrumpJr

I wish the SEC had as much of an issue with Insider Trading as they seem to have with Outsider Trading.

I love that: He just coined the new crime of "Outsider Trading."

@El_Kabong81

Today they used white nationalists and incels.

Tomorrow it'll be the Proud Boys and Q buying stonks.

Yes, the Hedge Fund Boys and their fixers know that Biden (the anti-authoritarian) has weaponized the government to arrest and attack anyone the left calls a "Nazi," so all day the hedge funds' fixers have been feeding stories to leftwing outlets that Wall Street Bets are "white supremacists" and "Nazis."

I mean -- it's not wrong to pull a government-assisted heist on Nazis, is it?

@El_Kabong81

Excited for David French to start preaching about Jesus' stance on corrupt financial institutions.

Aren't we all. Aren't we all.

Pretty sure we're going to find out that Jesus is totes on the side of hedge funders.

PS: Sorry that there's no cute stuff here.

Here's a couple of cute things:

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