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Quarantine Cafe: HOLD THE LINE! EditionGood video from Tim Pool. Supposedly -- allegedly - the hedge fund guys are manipulating the price of GameStop, selling it back and forth at lower and lower prices so that the Rubes will see the reported price going down. Note that the ban on buying the stock helps them in this deception, because if you were allowed to buy, those buys at higher prices would offset or even overwhelm the manipulated downward-sales prices. They needed to get those buys repressed to run the con. And the con is: They're hoping people will see their Fake News stock price falling, and then panic, and then sell their stock to beat the fall. So says Tim Pool and various people online, at least. And so the word has gone out, broadcast by everyone except the hedge fund guys and their paid shills: HOLD THE LINE! Do not panic, do not sell. Do not let them manipulate you into selling. Hold your stock, keep the price high, and force them to pay billions upon billions to re-buy those stocks they need to complete their short sale. So I'll gladly repeat: HOLD THE LINE! Break them. And: Fuck you. Burn in hell.
@DonaldJTrumpJr I love that: He just coined the new crime of "Outsider Trading." @El_Kabong81 Yes, the Hedge Fund Boys and their fixers know that Biden (the anti-authoritarian) has weaponized the government to arrest and attack anyone the left calls a "Nazi," so all day the hedge funds' fixers have been feeding stories to leftwing outlets that Wall Street Bets are "white supremacists" and "Nazis." I mean -- it's not wrong to pull a government-assisted heist on Nazis, is it? @El_Kabong81 Aren't we all. Aren't we all. Pretty sure we're going to find out that Jesus is totes on the side of hedge funders. PS: Sorry that there's no cute stuff here. Here's a couple of cute things: | Recent Comments
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