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January 28, 2021

Matt Gaetz Trashes Liz Cheney at the Wyoming Capital Building, Calls for Primary Challenger for "RINO" and "Neocon" Cheney

Liz Cheney remarked that "Matt Gaetz should leave his make-up bag at home" and that "real men don't wear makeup." She said this because Gaetz had been seen applying make up before a television hit.

She knows, of course, that everyone on TV is required to wear make-up -- I had my face absolutely smashed with makeup powder when I went on FoxNews; it's necessary so that your skin doesn't reflect too much light -- but the neocons are always looking to go dirty and call their opponents effeminate homosexuals.

But have you seen these guys? You don't exactly get the whiff of ambient testosterone off David Frum and Bill Kristol.

I have no problem with that, obviously. But I do notice that the people who bleat about civility and Trump's Mean Tweets are the first to say, "My opponent is dirty fagg*t."

If you remember, Liz Cheney's last little nasty remark was to call Rand Paul too short to be listened to. Not manly enough, you see.

Again, that's fine. I can hardly knock that kind of "politics" myself.

But I do notice that this sort of attack is the first thing that people like David Frum and William Kristol do. (In fact, I imagine that Frum and Kristol are emailing her Cute Insults to deploy.)

These assholes have called anyone who disagrees with them "traitors," "terrorist sympathizers," and lately -- now that they've joined the left -- "racists."

If we're playing the neocon insult game, Lizzie, then I'll note that you are old and fat and that you have heavier jowls than Richard Nixon circa 1971 and your face has deeper lines in it than a relief map of the Sierra Madre range.

You, like your father, never once even thought about signing up to serve in the military you casually send into harm's way whenever you're bored and feelin' cute.

I'd also note that your sister is an actual homosexual, so maybe you should calm yourself with the not-so-covert suggestions that everyone who disagrees with you has perverted sex with people of the same gender.

Do me a favor and spare me the "Muh Civic Norms" and "Muh Nice Tweets" bleating if you're going around calling your opponents queers, huh?

Is that too much to ask, Lizzie? And Davey? And Billie?

Below, Gaetz takes out this neocon trash. He notes that she has previously tried to "cancel" Republican Representative and Freedom Caucus member Thomas Massie, so turnabout is fair play.

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