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Quote I "It really looks like straight men and women don't like each other very much, that women spend so much time complaining about men, and we still have so much evidence of misogyny," or woman-hating behavior. From an LGBT perspective, [being straight] looks actually very tragic." University of California-Riverside Gender and Sexuality Studies Professor Jane Ward
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