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January 26, 2021

Re-Education Camp Cafe: Surprise Anal Otter Edition

Surprise Anal Otter makes his presence known at the end. (Appropriately enough.)

Who did this? pic.twitter.com/oIr7WESWq2
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) January 26, 2021

If you want to experience some vicarious vertigo, watch the below. They climb up a gigantic crane, and then begin walking along its steel cables at its very top. The hardcore vertigo stuff starts at 9:50.

Remember a few weeks ago? That article about a DC firm, called something like "Books By the Foot," that would send over books for you to use as background props for your Zoom call media hits? Making you look like you actually read books in your non-Twitter-time?

Well, I think we were wrong to knock those Interior Book Decorators.

Look what happens when people don't employ professional Interior Decorators to stage the background behind them:

Someone sent this to me.

Clear your bookcases, folks pic.twitter.com/j5ZDiEEiFW
— Tristan Justice (@JusticeTristan) January 26, 2021

Keep looking until you see it. It's not a book, it's an object. A girthy, veiny object.

Hey guys, we really do need to pay public school teachers more money.

They're the Best and the Brightest.

This is the funniest SNL skit in ten years. https://t.co/BbhFByrBNZ
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) January 26, 2021

Finally:

via SIZZLE

Surprise Anal Otter Meme via nurse ratched.

posted by Ace at 07:55 PM

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