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January 02, 2026

Should Ohh Enn Tee, Be Forgot, And Never Brought To Mind

Hello all! Welcome to the first meme ONT of 2026! Got some fun stuff for you, plus some Christmas leftovers. Let's start with this. It's a new year, but what if you were given the chance at a new life. Total reset, the clock rolls back to the day you were born. What traits would you choose if you could?

Fido Friday: Well trained

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 3, 2026

Whoops

Libs in a nutshell

Ow! My balls!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 3, 2026

I'd be afraid

Cat-astrophy

Brain fart

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 3, 2026

Remember when the Left celebrated rugged individualists? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

In case you don't know, it's been a long standing meme on the left to praise the circled man, likely named August Landmesser, for refusing to salute at a Nazi rally. Now suddenly they're condemning "rugged individualism" in favor of "The warmth of collectivism".

The warmth of collectivism

Would-be thief gets pepper sprayed and then gets his ass kicked

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 2, 2026

Spot the individualist

She's onto us fellas!

Where different immigrants wound up

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Wholesome content

Gen Z

Who designed this faucet?

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 2, 2026

A good dad

Karmadillo

True story: I had to shoot an armadillo once. I really didn't know if something like this was possible, so I used a 30-06. It did not ricochet.

I'm beginning to understand how Mandami got elected

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 2, 2026

A retirement planner would like a word

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My balls! pic.twitter.com/tIXOjdYoih — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 3, 2026 I'd be afraid Cat-astrophy Brain fart pic.twitter.com/soKDej8ntl — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 3, 2026 Remember when the Left celebrated rugged individualists? Pepperidge Farm remembers. In case you don't know, it's been a long standing meme on the left to praise the circled man, likely named August Landmesser, for refusing to salute at a Nazi rally. Now suddenly they're condemning "rugged individualism" in favor of "The warmth of collectivism". The warmth of collectivism Would-be thief gets pepper sprayed and then gets his ass kicked pic.twitter.com/aXq05OHwCm — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 2, 2026 Spot the individualist She's onto us fellas! Where different immigrants wound up pic.twitter.com/t5m3CVFNb3 — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 2, 2026 Wholesome content Gen Z Who designed this faucet? pic.twitter.com/f6UCJ4Euph — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) January 2, 2026 A good dad Karmadillo True story: I had to shoot an armadillo once. 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