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January 13, 2021

Sexts of Actor Armie Hammer (Lone Ranger, Man from UNCLE) Leaked

Ethan Van Sciver reads the sexts in this video.

When I saw the headline for this, I imagined Armie Hammer's claim to want to "eat you," and confession of being "100% a cannibal," was wink-wink stuff. Like Spinal Tap sexual imagery.

I want to wink-wink eat you, baby, because I'm a wink-wink cannibal.

But to work as a metaphor, you have to keep sort of vague. At least vague enough so that your "eat you" stuff can apply to oral sex.

He did not keep it vague.

He made it very specific.

Alarmingly specific.

Here's a print article about it, if you'd rather read about his body-mutilation and cannibal sex-talk.

"You just live to obey and be my slave. I will own you. Would you come and be my property till you die?" Hammer allegedly asked in one message. "If I wanted to cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket so I always had piece of you in my possession?"

In another, Hammer tells a woman that he wants to "brand you, tattoo you, mark you, shave your head and keep your hair with me, cut a piece of your skin off and make you cook it for me."

The actor then noted that the two would hypothetically win a contest of "'Who's [sic] slave/master relationship is the strongest'" if she followed his commands "to slit your wrists and use the blood as lube for a***."

Hammer also spoke numerous times of his desire to break bones and make his partners bleed during prospective sexual encounters, going so far as to tell one woman that he was "going to c-- thinking of breaking your bones."

"Text me about breaking your bones while raping you," wrote Hammer. "My c--k is in my hand. And Im thinking of breaking your ribs."

Prince just emailed me to say, "That's not how you do a flirty sexual metaphor. You keep it light. You make it about a red car or a blue beret or something. You don't tell her to slit her wrists so you can use her blood as lube. That's third-date shit."

I know I should take a principled stance against this kind of cyberbullying and invasion of privacy, but fuck these people. They wouldn't say jackshit on behalf of any of us.

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