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“I came to observe that there are activists who have a visceral hatred for Israel as though it were the root of all evil. The act of singling out Israel as BDS [the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement] has done is the definition of discrimination.” Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-NY)
Dr. Fauci lied about masks in March. Dr. Fauci has been distorting the level of vaccination needed for herd immunity. It isn’t just him. Quote III Yeah, we've got to help these people,' and he’s got unlimited money. So I’d love to get him on board. He could change the dynamics of the finance instantly. And I actually think we'll get him. It's just getting across his desk, basically. He'd be great. I tried to get Roger Goodell, the commissioner in the NFL, who I have a long history with. I said, if he would donate $250,000, I'd match it, but he's a crook and a criminal so he probably won't. Tom Brady, I have a long thing with him, I think we'll get him. But Elon Musk, in terms of his actual effectiveness and his sheer net worth would probably be my number one."Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports
A German baker who has reportedly been selling sawdust cookies for around two decades has recently been ordered to stop, as the finely milled wood has been deemed unfit for human consumption.
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As we approach the end of 2020. Favored columnist Kurt Schlichter reflects on his 2020 predictions. He's honest. The year 2020 will go down as exceedingly dumb, exceptionally dishonest, and utterly ridiculous, the calendar equivalent of that human potato who presides over a miserable TV show on the Airport News Network. Here’s how lame the year was – a Fox News host credited someone who was not me with observing that bulbous tuber is a potato, as well as dubbing him “Tater.” That moniker is my proudest achievement except, perhaps, my pioneering use of the cruise ship emoji to designate the Fredocon losers. Way to finish the year on yet another outrage. This year can’t end soon enough, though (as my next column shall expand upon) 2021 hardly bodes better.
“Super gonorrhea” is trending on Twitter right now because, well, why not? It’s 2020, after all. And what better thing to have trend at the end of a year that brought us the Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic, a shortage of basically everything, constant drama in the White House, and a Presidential election that just won’t end? Consider this sexually transmitted infection to be the pie à la mode, the night cap, the final wipe of 2020.
California-based workers for food delivery app Grubhub have reacted angrily to changes to the platform which they say discourage tipping, saying they would wipe out the supposed benefits of new gig worker rules in the state.
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She's done. And we should join her.
Higher education continues to shock me. Shocked I say, shocked! Law school first-year academic dismissals drop more than 50% after spring semester without grades Tuck Tucker, the veteran animator known for his work on shows like SpongeBob SquarePants and Hey Arnold!, has died at the age of 59. A cause of death hasn’t been revealed at this time.
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