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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/23/20) Christmas Will Be White. I Repeat, Christmas Will Be White
“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.” Ronald Reagan
“And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans--and all that lives and move upon them. He has given us all green things and everything that blossoms and bears fruit and all that we quarrel about and all that we have misused--and to save us from our foolishness, from all our sins, He came down to earth and gave us Himself.” Sigrid Undset Quote III “In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!” Dave Barry Quote IV When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. C. S. Lewis Quote V
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I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy Dear Billy, ***************************************************** Dear Sarah, **************************************************** Dear Teddy, **************************************************** Dear Francis, **************************************************** Dear Susan, Dear Thomas, Dear Jessica, **************************************************** Dear Timmy, **************************************************** Dear Mark,
An L.A. County Sheriff's deputy allegedly had sex on the Universal Studios lot, and the guy had his mic open for all to hear ... and the recording is now the talk of the department. A Smart Military BlogTM should cover why NORAD tracks Santa. On November 30, 1955, a phone rang on Col. Harry Shoup’s desk at Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD). CONAD was tasked with watching for a Soviet attack by air and alerting Strategic Air Command. In the midst of the Cold War, a phone call to Colonel Shoup’s desk could have brought critical news for national security.
In discussions about growing up, you’ll sometimes hear people say something like, “When you’re young, you think adults really have it together. But when you become an adult yourself, you realize grown-ups actually don’t have any idea what they’re doing either!” This is shared as some kind of conspiratorial secret — a ubiquitous-yet-under-discussed truth.
This Agency's End-of-2020 PSA Wins Prize for Most F-Bombs Ever All kidding aside. Want to help support mental health? Get rid of the fucking Nazi like regulations you have people living under. Reason #793 why I love the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. She has never asked me to wrap presents in our time together. Nice segue Mis. Hum. Thanks...................... There’s a special, even magical connection between children and the “most wonderful time of the year.” Their excitement, their belief, the joy they bring others have all become wrapped up in the Christmas spirit. Take the lyrics of classic songs like “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas,” “White Christmas,” or even the aptly titled “Christmas Is for Children” by country music legend Glen Campbell—these are just a few of the many pop culture offerings that cement the relationship between kids and Christmas. But it hasn’t always been this way, even though the holiday celebrates the Christ child’s birth. How kids got to the heart of Christmas has a lot to tell us about the hopes and needs of the modern grown-ups who put them there.
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My Christmas card to you that I ripped off from an email................. T'was 2 days before Christmas, The frown had begun They called it corona, Airplanes were grounded, As the world entered lockdown From March to July When summer emerged Now it’s November It’s true that this year And just ‘round the corner - To decorate the house But outside my window So, I gather the ribbon, Christmas is not cancelled Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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