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December 09, 2020

Statistician: The Likelihood that Biden Could Be So Far Behind at 3am the Morning After the Election and Yet Still Eke Out a Win Is... About One in a Quadrillion (1,000,000,000,000,000)

Google says we aren't allowed to discuss math.

By the way, in addition to being a monopoly in video uploading, Google is also a clear monopoly in placing third-party ads. I think they control 90% of that market.

My ad revenue (placed through Google) is basically down to zero, as Google contrives every reason to put me on advertising blacklists.

Am I supposed to also just start my own monopoly ad placement company too, before I can speak freely?

Well, I guess I can speak freely, in the sense that the Tech Monopolists have closed off any opportunity I have to make money from my speech.

Just make your own internet, peons!

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany on Tuesday evening highlighted an incredible statistic that is included in State of Texas v. Pennsylvania, et. al.

"Expert analysis using a commonly accepted statistical test further raises serious questions as to the integrity of this election,” the lawsuit reads. "The probability of former Vice President Biden winning the popular vote in the four Defendant States-Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin-- independently given President Trump's early lead in those States as of 3 a.m. on November 4, 2020, is less than one in a quadrillion, or 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000.'

"The odds of Joe Biden winning all four of those states collectively is less than one in a quadrillion to the fourth power," it continues.

Wait, a quadrillion to the fourth power is much, much more than just a quadrillion. A quadrillion is I think 10 to the 16th, and that raised to the fourth power would be ten to the 20th.

Well, anyway, it's very unlikely. And it is officially illegal to say so.

Even though this is now part of a lawsuit in front of the Supreme Court.



Missouri, Arkansas, and Oklahoma have joined Texas' suit.

Those states are now illegal.

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