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Ace of Spades Pet Thread![]() Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Enjoy the world of animals while you take some time off from your chores. Please leave current events at the front door
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What are you? Besides a Moron of course. Are you a dog person or a cat person? Ever wish you could peer into your cat, dog, skink, or betta fish’s brain? It would give you a far better perspective of the world—or at least help you be a smarter pet parent. We’re here to demystify your animals (to some extent), while also shedding advice on how you can best thrive together. Welcome to Pet Psychic.
![]() ![]() Hey, Sorry for being such a pet homer, but I really wanted to share these two pics of my godkitty Maceo who was a summer rescue cat. As his Humane Society kennel card pic shows, he was quite sad. But look at him now four months later. With his new mama's love and attention, Maceo's become a handsome and dignified art aficionado. His mama has been painting to help heal from losing Kitty last year. Maceo likes to sit/lie in front of the paintings or stare at them for awhile. - (SFGoth) No need to apologize my friend. You have had a rough time losing your last kitty. We are so happy to see a rescued critter.
![]() Here's a curious Conor checking out a stream/creek at Manassas Battlefield Park. I was surprised that he got that far in, normally, he is not a water dog! - Hrothgar It is so good to hear from you and see that Conor is expanding his horizons. J/K
![]() Hi Misanthropic Humanitarian: My, oh my. You are a brave woman. Asking your spousal unit for two puppies and then taking on two puppies at one time. So you have the patience of a saint? Congrats on finding new companions as quickly as you did. Thanks for sharing.
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