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September 29, 2020

Lawsuit Alleges That "Judge" Andrew Napolitano Forced Man Into BDSM Gay Sex Games

This is very on-brand for libertarians and very on-brand for the media generally.

The alleged victim, James Kruzelnick, claims in the suit filed in New Jersey state court that he met Napolitano while working as a waiter at the Mohawk House restaurant in Sparta, NJ, in 2014.

During one of his visits, Napolitano allegedly followed Kruzelnick into the bathroom at the restaurant and groped him, the suit states.

"Defendant Napolitano grabbed plaintiff's buttocks, and told him that ‘you are just so hot,'" according to the suit.


In September 2015, he agreed to meet Napolitano at his house -- where the former judge allegedly coerced him into BDSM sex games.

As Kruzelnick was sitting in Napolitano's living room, the judge walked over to him with his pants down and said, "I am really into certain things," then sat on his lap.

"I want you to start slapping me really hard," Napolitano allegedly told Kruzelnick, demanding that he "just f--king do it!" when he was skeptical, the suit states.


During a final alleged encounter, Napolitano attempted to r@pe and force Kruzelnick to perform oral sex on him while the two were at his farm in 2017.

The lawsuit further alleges that Napolitano promised light treatment in the Kruzelnick's brother's legal problems.

That's a similar allegation to a lawsuit filed two weeks ago.

A former New Jersey man claims he was sexually assaulted by celebrity Judge Andrew Napolitano in exchange for a lenient sentence in an arson case in the 1980s, according to a bombshell lawsuit filed Friday.

The alleged victim, Charles Corbishley, also alleges the judge tried to block him from filing the suit in Manhattan federal court by lodging false police reports against him, the suit states.


Corbishley, who now lives in South Carolina, claimed in the suit that the abuse happened after he was indicted for arson in 1987 and retained a corrupt lawyer named Robert Hollis.

Hollis, who was later indicted for running a multimillion-dollar prostitution scheme, got Corbishley's case transferred to the courtroom of Napolitano, whom he called "a friend," according to the suit.


"He proceeded to place his hand on plaintiff's shoulder, and forced plaintiff to his knees. As he pushed plaintiff down toward the ground, defendant told plaintiff to ‘be a good boy'," the suit states.

The judge then forced him to perform oral sex on him, according to the suit.

After the alleged abuse, the judge gave him an extremely light sentence, allowing him to avoid any jail time in exchange for community service, the suit states.

Does anyone know the backstory regarding why "Judge" Napolitano stopped being a judge? He didn't serve long. Just eight years.

Apparently he hasn't been a judge since 1995. But he's held on to that title like he's held on to his studded riding crop and Iron Maiden Tiara.

From Wikipedia:

Napolitano told friends in 2017 that President Donald Trump has told him he was considering Napolitano for a United States Supreme Court appointment should there be a second vacancy.[4] Ultimately, Judge Brett Kavanaugh was chosen instead.

Yeah okay whatever judge.

Update: "Judge" Slappy Nappy's theme song.

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