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September 29, 2020

Trump Requests That Both Candidates Have Their Ears Checked for Hidden Radios; Biden Refuses
Trump Issues Statement

Obviously.

Pictures of Biden's ear at debates show what might be a concealed radio.

In this video, Biden seems to be communicating with an unseen party when he says, in a nonsequitor, "Okay, I lost that line."

That statement only makes sense as a cue to an unseen party feeding him lines.

@WardDPatrick

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FOX News has learned new details about debate negotiations between the Biden and Trump campaigns ahead of tonight's debate: (1/3)

Pat Ward @WardDPatrick

The Trump campaign wants the Biden campaign to allow a third party to inspect the ears of the debaters for electronic devices or transmitters. The President has consented to this inspection, but Biden has not – so far. (2/3)

Biden is also demanding Brain Medicine Breaks:

@WardDPatrick


The Biden campaign requested two breaks (one every thirty minutes) during tonight's program, which was denied by their Trump counterparts, in negotiations over the last several weeks. (3/3)

And of course: There are reports that leftwingers at Fox have already leaked the specific questions to Biden.

toddstarnes
@toddstarnes

Word on the street is that @JoeBiden got tonight's debate questions in advance - per @KXEL1540

By the way, Sundown Joe called a lid on the day yesterday around 9:30 am.

Biden sent out his wife Jill, as usual, to campaign on his behalf, while he's sitting in the basement popping Brain Pills.

Here's an absurd picture of "Doctor" Jill Biden engaging in Social Distancing Theater.

This has got to be the stupidest and most obvious campaign "theme" I've seen.

Update: Biden's team first agreed to the inspection for electronic items, then, today, refused.

My theory: This is an attempt to get Trump to cancel the debate.

Because Biden needs to get out of the debate, but can't be seen cancelling it himself.

@ebonybowden NEW: Joe Biden's campaign agreed to an inspection for electronic ear pieces at tonight’s debate several days ago but are now declining, a source familiar tells me.

Update: Statement from the Trump campaign:

"Joe Biden's handlers several days ago agreed to a pre-debate inspection for electronic earpieces but today abruptly reversed themselves and declined. Biden's handlers have asked for multiple breaks during the debate, which President Trump doesn't need, so we have rejected that request. On top of the refusal to take a drug test, it seems pretty obvious that the Biden team is looking for any safety net they can find in the hours leading up to the debate. With his 47 years as a failed Washington politician, how much help does Biden want?"

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