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September 21, 2020

The People's Cube Debuts the Random Media Anti-Trump Hoax Generator

This will save the media 20 minutes of work per day, out of their usual daily total of 40 minutes of work.


Are you a journalist working for the mainstream media? Is your boss asking you to come up with another fake story about Trump? Inventing hoaxes can be hard work, we know! But now your troubles are gone thanks to the revolutionary new HoaxGen (TM).

That's right! Thanks to, you can automatically make up your next TrumpHoax without going through the effort of creative thought! You just run the program and you will get a randomised hoax.

Thanks to advanced cross-referenced data-science technology, you can create an endless stream of TrumpHoaxes without the slightest effort!

Instead of inventing stuff nobody believes anyway, you'll be able to spend more time protesting in the streets and burning down America.

Here are some of the results generated:

Donald Trump, without evidence, robbed persecuted minorities while stuffing his mouth full of hydroxychloroquine. There were 350 anonymous witnesses.
Donald Trump viciously colluded with the Russians against white collar single mothers while talking to Putin. There were 65 anonymous witnesses.

Donald Trump, without evidence, posted an insulting tweet about elderly black community while calling the KKK fine people. There were 8 anonymous witnesses.

So my criticism is this: Structurally, these are all the same. They need to have multiple structures, like maybe four or five, to slot the scripted phrases into.

One simple structure would be one that starts off with the "whistleblower," like staring off with a choice of:

Adam Schiff confirms:

Diane Feinstein reports:

Adam Vindman breaking allegation:

Etc. Just to give more variety to the randomly generated hoaxes.

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