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September 04, 2020

Update On Absurd Lies About "Losers:" John Bolton, a Neocon and Trump-Hater, Already Recounted the Decision to Not Got to Belleau Woods.
The Call Was Made by the National Security Staffers Based on the Danger of Rain.

How many times do the various effeminate members of the NeverTrump self-assessed League of Extraordinary Geniuses get to be completely wrong about literally everything before they accept that:

1, they're not very smart and never were. They're just medium-sized fish in a very small pool. And they're paid by corporate interests to publish barely-disguised advertisements as "journalism" and "commentary," while offering no disclosures about the Koch interests they're promoting.

There is no standard of excellence they've demonstrated, unless you think the average Madison Avenue adman pitching ideas for a tampon commercial is a standout.

They're just petty salesmen. And what they're selling is the corpservatism they're being paid to write jingles for.

2, they're girlish, womanly, emotional basket-cases and have been on-tilt since around March 2016, and have been unable to make a lucid judgment about anything sine then.

I don't know how to explain -- except by invoking reality-compromising mental illness -- that the same gang can be completely wrong about literally every single question supposedly in their Wheelhouse of Unparalleled Expertise, and yet still stick to their self-assessment, formed after the sophomore year PSATs, that they are the Cognitive Elite.

How many times can you be completely wrong and still insist that everyone should listen to you because you're so Smartzies and you've read Bookzies?



Do you assholes literally read nothing but Twitter?

John Bolton's your fucking hero -- don't you have his book next to your Jurgen's Hand Lotion and Kleenex?

Hey, Ramesh Ponuru. Hey Kochsucker Tim Carney. Hey, Tim Alberta.

Maybe The Russians got to John Bolton now too, huh?

What do you think? I mean, you know you're still all-in on this conspiracy theory your leftist friends Big Men on Swamp Campus That You Hero-Worship tricked you into pushing.

Why not use it when it might be useful?

#MuhRussians are the crazy glue that holds the shattered remains of the corpoate GOPe together.

Meanwhile, outside the Twitter Hugbox Bubble that the hyperactive hysterics of the leftwing media and their NeverTrump/GOPe coconspirators live in 24/7/365, here's what's going on in the real world:


Think the Democrats are starting to realize, with Akbarrian lateness, that it's a trap?

Even Ted Wheeler is now pretending he's totalies against setting antifies loose after arresties.

Oh, and check out Biden's Gnarly Lucky Groping Paw:

Oh by the way. Unrelated, but Fuck National Review, fuck Baseball C#ck, fuck Jonah Goldberg.

In between singing religious hymns to their own self-proclaimed Virtue and Statesmanship, these vicious assholes pray for American cities to be burned down, just so they can have petty vengeance on people who decided they could do without the purported Erudition and Leadership Skills of NeverTrump:


And fuck David French, who's now warning us about the coming civil war which we've been warning him about for six fucking years only to be scorned, condemend, and ridiculed.

But now that there's a buck in it for Pastor French, he wants to Lecture you about it.


It's been four fucking years since we told NeverTrump that we were ending our relationship with them.

But they are still plotting vengeance and scheming to trick us into asking them to come back.

They had been pathetic and ridiculous.

They are now officially angry, dangerous Stalkers.

(A friend writes: "This is true. They alternate between begging us to come back and leaving the heads of small animals on our door step.")

Also, they're forever saying, "We're really going this time...! This time, we really mean it...! You'd better stop us unless you really want us to really go this time...!"

Go, you fucking emotional basket-cases. Go, you pathetic jilted worms.





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