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July 31, 2020

So We Beat On, An ONT Against The Current, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into The Past

Here's a pretty neat picture I found the other day of Eugene Stoner and Mikhail Kalashnikov.

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mY ENTIRE FAMILY JUST ATE MY CANNABUTTER WHAT DO i DO??

“Cannabutter” is butter infused with cannabis. This dude's mom used his to make chicken and got the whole family high AF. There's a part 2 linked at the bottom of the page.


We Always Knew Government Was A Mickey Mouse Operation


RI mistakenly sent 176 tax refunds signed by ‘Mickey Mouse’ and ‘Walt Disney’

Refund checks from Walt Disney would be more fiscally sound than ones from the government. I'm jus' sayin'.


When Women Had Balls


That's Gladys Ingle, the only female member of the famous 13 Black Cats daredevil squad. Known as a fearless wing walker who never wore a parachute, she transferred from plane to plane in mid air hundreds of times. Believe it or not, she lived until 1981 when she died at age 82. What a woman!


What Is It With Girls From Calgary?


I mean, I met one online and managed to convince her I wasn't an asshole (it's been 18 years, nobody tell her!), but this, this is a whole other level of gullible.


'This is no joke': Calgary single mom warns others after getting scammed twice


First she fell for the “You've won a new truck but we need money to clear customs” scam, and then she fell in love with “Vin Diesel “ who, just before he was supposed to come meet her in person, suddenly “needed money to fix a critical piece of movie equipment” to save the film he was starring in.

**** PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ****

Women of Calgary: Movie stars are not going to court you online! (Losers from The States, absolutely. We're thicker than flies on shit. Movie stars, no) Do not believe them! Do not send them money! Do not masturbate for them on the phone, even if Henry Rollins introduces you!* That is all!

*You'll have to ask Gingy for that story



Public Service Announcement, Part 2

How to spot a Communist:


Biden's Plan For Suburbia

CBD stole some of my thunder by linking this in yesterday's rant, so I held off on posting it until tonight.

Joe Biden’s disastrous plans for America’s suburbs

Bottom line: You can not have a successful Marxist state with a strong middle class, so the middle class must be destroyed. It really is that simple. And it isn't about race, either. Decades ago, I lived in a neighborhood that was rife with white section 8 housing. I couldn't wait to move away because I didn't like living there. The next door neighbor's “girlfriend” was a whore who sold herself to truckers under the interstate. She got him addicted to heroin, and when he went away to rehab she trashed his house. There was a drug house down the alley, trash in the streets and fights all around. I wanted better for my family. Through hard work and determination, I did it. I now live in a nice suburb. I have black, white and asian neighbors. It's a nice place to live. If you told me you were going to replace all of my minority neighbors with poor whites from my old neighborhood, I'd fight against it. Race doesn't have a goddamn thing to do with it.

I suspect this gal would agree with me:


Feel Good Clips

Fill-In-The-Blank “Justice”


Social Justice: The Presumption of Guilt


This is one thing that drives me nuts. You hear people talking about all kinds of “justice” these days. “Social” justice. “Racial” justice. “Critical” justice. Pick your poison. The thing is (and yes, I do realize that this is intentional), adding any type of adjective to the word justice completely inverts the meaning of the word. Justice can only be obtained for specific actions committed by individuals (or groups of individuals for actions undertaken jointly-actions committed by the individuals involved. If CBD, OM, and MisHum formed a gang and started killing people, you could bring them jointly to justice for their actions. You could NOT obtain any type of “justice” against The Moron Horde, or even against the COBS as a whole). Otherwise there is nothing just about it.


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