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May 19, 2020

Under Pressure From Conservatives Who Are Not Being Funded By His Getalong Gang Corporate Friends, Mitch McConnell Announces That He Will Get Answers on Russiagate

Oh, I totally believe this.

I mean, it's not just the 10,000th example of a bought-and-paid-for Corporate Warrior giving some very insincere lip service to conservative voters who keep him and his corporate agenda in power.

No, I'm sure he means it this time.

Just like he meant it on Obamacare.

And the Iran Deal.

And blocking the raising of the debt ceiling.

And other assorted exercises in Failure Theater.

Mitch, I love you, but this is 100% true. Time is running out. Get tough and move quickly, or it will be too late. The Dems are vicious, but got caught. They MUST pay a big price for what they have done to our Country. Don’t let them get away with this! @LindseyGrahamSC https://t.co/PplfqTJdHc
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 16, 2020

#BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell: "Senate Republicans are taking steps to issue new subpoenas to a wide variety of Obama Administration officials." https://t.co/61CZraQnBb pic.twitter.com/BS8mEP9NCo
— The Hill (@thehill) May 19, 2020

Well now that we've got both Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell on our side, we're invincible!!!

Sure.

Maybe it's time to Mitch McConnell to retire, like his fellow corporate con Paul Ryan, and just take a series of high-paying gigs on corporations' boards.

posted by Ace at 04:20 PM

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