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May 15, 2020

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Non-Ideological Truth-Teller Ron Fournier: Mark My Words, You Wingunts Will Have Blood On Your Hands From Georgia Reopening!

This is really an open thread, but I'm attaching this Twitter Cringe for light entertainment.

Also, this:

Thanks to Jane D'Oh.

Ron Fournier is a long-time Twitter addict who likes to say things like "I'm not partisan or ideological, I'm just after the truth," and also things like, "I'm completely non-ideological in my pursuit of the truth, so why do all of these conservatives have everything completely wrong, like about literally everything, whereas I, being totally non-ideological, believe the exact opposite of what these conservatives believe and I am always completely correct."

It's weird how he can be so righteously non-ideological and yet discover, on each an every issue, that conservatives are not just wrong, but wrong, bigoted, stupid, irrational and evil.

Man, how many rolls of these non-loaded dice can we lose in a row? An infinite number, according to the very non-ideological Ron Fournier.

So Ron Fournier, being very non-ideological, recently declared that a Republican governor reopening his state would have "blood on his hands," and predicted that in "two or three weeks" the death toll in Georgia would rise.

Note that the completely non-ideological truth-teller Ron Fournier did not issue the same "blood on his hands" ultimatum to the Democrat governor of Colorado, who opened Colorado at the same time.

Well, he said "Mark this day." And people did!

A lot of people told him that they were marking this day and would in fact check back, as Ron Fournier commanded, in two or three weeks to see the "blood on the hands" of Georgia's governor Brian Kemp.

Well, as you probably know: Coronavirus infections fell in Georgia. Deaths fell in Georgia. And Georgia remained below the national average in all categories of coronavirus infection.

So you're thinking, "Well then, since this non-ideological truth-seeker so barely erred in his prediction, I'm sure he therefore issued a very honorable statement acknowledging his error."

Yeah I'd think that too but it turns out we're both wrong!!!

Because it turns out that Ron Fournier, non-ideological truth teller, baited conservatives constantly and shifted goal-posts and refused to admit error but instead said "give me another three weeks."

At least until Tucker Carlson alluded to his "blood on his hands" prediction in last night's show. Then he offered... well you'll see.


Kurt Schlichter alerted me to the Time of Blood on the Hands being, well, at hand.

Earlier, Ron Fournier, Non-Ideological Truth-Teller, had sworn he'd be "happy" to be proven wrong about more Americans dying.


Spoiler alert: He was not in fact happy to see that fewer Americans died.

Later, when the day (May 11th) of his prediction passed and death rates did not go up, even a little, he was asked if he had apologized.

He lied and said he had already apologized.

He had not.

He just demanded another two weeks for his prediction to be proven true.

This doesn't sound like someone who'd be "happy" to admit he's wrong.

Was this his "apology"?

That doesn't sound like an apology. That sounds like a political attack used to avoid admitting he was wrong.

But I thought he said he'd be happy if more Americans didn't die...?

Yesterday, he did admit he was wrong -- but only after Tucker Carlson cited his Minority Report-style precog vision of future murders being committed by Governor Kemp and liberty-minded citizens.\

This admission was chiefly noted for its many attacks on Trump for being, supposedly, wrongerer.


You know who owns the libs, Ron? You own the libs, with every foul fucking lie you vomit up.


Weird, and he was just pretending that people who disagreed with him were only doing so to score points on the other political team! But here he is scoring points on the other political team!

It's almost as if everything they say is a lie and they are vicious, evil subhumans.

Here's a cherry on this leftwing sundae:

Ron Fournier's apology is a mock-apology consisting of little but saying "Trump was wrongerer when he underplayed this earlier..."

Wanna know who else understated the threat of coronavirus...?

That's right, America's Hero Ron Fournier.

We should just sell them boots with rakes attached to the soles so they don't have to look around for rakes to step on.

Meanwhile, albino sea cow Tom Nichols wants to deny ventilators to anyone who wants to reopen the country. So if you run the risk of covid, you should be denied care for covid.

Okay.

So this person wants to know why this obese bitch-tits should get an ambulance when he has his next scheduled cardiac incident.


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