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May 14, 2020

Moderate: Joey Sneakyfingers Names Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Lead His Climate Change Task Force

Please tell us, Super-Smart Twitter Sages of NeverTrump, how this move to destroy the world economy in the name of of socialism is really super-duper conservative.

Please tell us -- after all, Your Democrat donors are paying you a lot of money to lie about Biden being a "moderate."

So lie to us. Lie to us with every dollar the Soros Democracy Fund, Pierre Omidyar, and the foundations established by the leftwing political families are paying you.

Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden chose far-left congresswomen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.) and Pramila Jayapal (D., Wash.) to lead "unity task forces" to craft the party's general election platform.

Biden announced the appointments Wednesday alongside former rival Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), who dropped out of the race in April and endorsed Biden. The two campaigns worked together to create joint task forces dealing with the party's stances on six issues: climate change, immigration, health care, education, criminal justice, and the economy.

So don't worry, socialists will just have control over those six minor issues.

Ocasio-Cortez will chair the climate change task force along with former secretary of state John Kerry, who was the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004. Jayapal, also a staunch progressive, will run the health care task force.

So much conservatism being conservatively conserverated!

Payoff? Six days ago, Donkey Chompers said she believed "something happened" that caused Reade to claim that Joey Fingers assaulter her.

Now she gets paid off with a high-profile gig, which has the minor job of... restructuring the American economy around Red and Green imperatives.

Six days ago she saber-rattles about Joey Fingers possibly being a rapist, now she gets put in charge of the entire US economy.

Think she'll shut up about Tara Reade now?

Thanks to Soothsayer for this idea.

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