LOL: Neil Ferguson, The "Scientist" Whose Crap Models Panicked the World, Forced to Resign From Government Job After Breaking His Own Social-Distancing Rules to Have Sex With His Side-Piece

Seems to be some kind of a Fredo Cuomo situation here.

The scientist whose advice prompted Boris Johnson to lock down Britain resigned from his Government advisory position on Tuesday night as The Telegraph can reveal he broke social distancing rules to meet his married lover.

Professor Neil Ferguson allowed the woman to visit him at home during the lockdown while lecturing the public on the need for strict social distancing in order to reduce the spread of coronavirus. The woman lives with her husband and their children in another house.

The epidemiologist leads the team at Imperial College London that produced the computer-modelled research that led to the national lockdown, which claimed that more than 500,000 Britons would die without the measures.

Prof Ferguson has frequently appeared in the media to support the lockdown and praised the "very intensive social distancing" measures.

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On at least two occasions, Antonia Staats, 38, travelled across London from her home in the south of the capital to spend time with the Government scientist, nicknamed Professor Lockdown.

The 51-year-old had only just finished a two-week spell self-isolating after testing positive for coronavirus.

Very Fredo-like behavior!

The woman he was having sex with is, get this, a left-wing agitator, who continued meeting her coronavirus-positive lover despite suspecting that her husband had symptoms of coronavirus.

It may sound cruel to give your husband coronavirus just because you're thirsty for The D.

But then again, her husband is reportedly a Cuck.

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Ms Staats, a left-wing campaigner, made a second visit on April 8 despite telling friends she suspected that her husband, an academic in his 30s, had symptoms of coronavirus.

She and her husband live together with their two children in a £1.9 million home, but are understood to be in an open marriage. She has told friends about her relationship with Prof Ferguson, but does not believe their actions to be hypocritical because she considers the households to be one.

Perfect.

Jordan Schaechtel reports that she "works for a notorious Soros-funded organization known for its anti-Semitism, hard-left politics, climate change fanaticism, and campaigns to unseat President Trump."

Meanwhile, Washington Post Doyenee of Ditz and astrologist ghost-whisperer Sally Quinn says she based the erotic hero of a 1991 novel on... Dr. Anthony Fauci.

In 1991, Sally Quinn--doyenne of the Washington intelligentsia, who was then on a streak of popular novels--published "Happy Endings," which climbed the bestseller list. Across 500-plus pages, Quinn unspools the juicy romance of a widowed First Lady who falls head over heels for a dashing and cutting NIH scientist (who, by the way, has recently discovered a therapy for AIDS) while a white-hot and secretive love affair takes wind. Bellinis are spilled, love is made, hearts are broken and mended--all for the singular and mysterious scientist, who goes by the name of Michael Lanzer.

By the way, I wrote "doyenne" before I clicked on the article itself. Everyone always calls this ditsy socialite oxygen-thief a "doyenne."

After meeting him at dinner, Quinn more or less fell in love with Fauci. "He just exuded charisma," she gushed.

posted by Ace at 02:55 PM

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