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April 21, 2020

Mayor Super-Spreaders' Social Distancing Narc Line Flooded With Obscenities, Accusations About His Willingness to Give Oral Love For Money

I rate these accusations as "Accurate."

Mayor Bill de Blasio's critics let him know how they really felt about him ordering New Yorkers to snitch on each other for violating social-distancing rules -- by flooding his new tip line with crank complaints including "dick pics" and people flipping the bird, The Post has learned.

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One user sent the message "We will fight this tyrannical overreach!" to the service and got an automated message that in part said, "Hello, and thank you for texting NYC311."

"F--k you!" replied @MorganLSchmidt1, along with a meme showing Adolph Hitler and the words "TO THOSE TURNING IN YOUR NEIGHBORS AND LOCAL BUSINESSES -- YOU DID THE REICH THING."

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Other profane messages included a photo of a bowl of gummy candies in the shape of male genitalia and a sign saying "EAT A BAG OF D--KS.">/blockquote>

Disks? Like CDs? Ugh, they'd be hard on the throat.

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An NYPD source said that "dick pic" photos of real penises have also been texted to 311, and a caller phoned in a tip that de Blasio was seen performing oral sex on someone "in an alleyway behind a 7-11" early Sunday.

"He looked at me...and coofed in my direction," the caller said, according to a photo of the 311 operator’s computer screen provided to The Post.

Trump's presser continues. You might like Steven Crowder's live commentary on it.

He was asked about CNN's FakeNews report that Kim Jong-Un was dead or near death. He answered, "When CNN comes out with a report, I don't put to much credence in it."


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