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April 21, 2020

Welcome to the #RealResistance

Trump presser starting soon.

Shot: Fascist grandstanding leftwing politicians and "#Resistance" civil servants justifying their unjustifiable paychecks fill a skatepark with sand to keep out skateboarders, despite the fact that skateboarding is a non-contact sport that occurs in the open. Like jogging. Odds of transmitting the virus to another skateboarder, even if you have it: very low.

But the Democrat facists are all in a limpdick-waving contest to prove who can be the most thuggishly and pointlessly "tough on citizens," so here we go.

Venice Skate Park vs LA COVID Social Distancing pic.twitter.com/x5vMEa0O8C
— HUNTER WE!SS (@Hunter_Weiss) April 18, 2020

update, they added more sand pic.twitter.com/f0klA8ydwS
— HUNTER WE!SS (@Hunter_Weiss) April 17, 2020

Clearly, the greatest public- heath threat imaginable...a kid on a skateboard. Young people, remember, this is what Big-government statist Democrats do—they take away your freedom. https://t.co/VBCmnZRvfC
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 19, 2020

Chaser: Skateboarders come back to the sand-filled park and 1, shovel the sand into berms so that it can be used for dirt-biking, and 2, shovel all the sand out of some pits so that they can go back to skateboarding.

Damn they’re actually shoveling it all out to make it skateable again pic.twitter.com/4LPw1Scy7Z
— COLTYBRAH (@coltybrah) April 20, 2020

The government Red Pilled a Generation.
— Joey Saladino (@JoeySalads) April 20, 2020

Fixerupper coined the word "Karennacht" as a short-hand for describing the sudden, hostile takeover of America by sexually-shriveled harridans, busybodies, and control-freaks.

246 How much sand would it take to fill up the subways in NYC? Posted by: Wonkish Rogue

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Shot: Fascist grandstanding leftwing politicians and "#Resistance" civil servants justifying their unjustifiable paychecks fill a skatepark with sand to keep out skateboarders, despite the fact that skateboarding is a non-contact sport that occurs in the open. Like jogging. Odds of transmitting the virus to another skateboarder, even if you have it: very low. But the Democrat facists are all in a limpdick-waving contest to prove who can be the most thuggishly and pointlessly "tough on citizens," so here we go. Venice Skate Park vs LA COVID Social Distancing pic.twitter.com/x5vMEa0O8C — HUNTER WE!SS (@Hunter_Weiss) April 18, 2020 update, they added more sand pic.twitter.com/f0klA8ydwS — HUNTER WE!SS (@Hunter_Weiss) April 17, 2020 Clearly, the greatest public- heath threat imaginable...a kid on a skateboard. Young people, remember, this is what Big-government statist Democrats do—they take away your freedom. https://t.co/VBCmnZRvfC — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 19, 2020 Chaser: Skateboarders come back to the sand-filled park and 1, shovel the sand into berms so that it can be used for dirt-biking, and 2, shovel all the sand out of some pits so that they can go back to skateboarding. Damn they’re actually shoveling it all out to make it skateable again pic.twitter.com/4LPw1Scy7Z — COLTYBRAH (@coltybrah) April 20, 2020 The government Red Pilled a Generation. — Joey Saladino (@JoeySalads) April 20, 2020 Fixerupper coined the word "Karennacht" as a short-hand for describing the sudden, hostile takeover of America by sexually-shriveled harridans, busybodies, and control-freaks. 246 How much sand would it take to fill up the subways in NYC? 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