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April 21, 2020

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Shot: Fascist grandstanding leftwing politicians and "#Resistance" civil servants justifying their unjustifiable paychecks fill a skatepark with sand to keep out skateboarders, despite the fact that skateboarding is a non-contact sport that occurs in the open. Like jogging. Odds of transmitting the virus to another skateboarder, even if you have it: very low.

But the Democrat facists are all in a limpdick-waving contest to prove who can be the most thuggishly and pointlessly "tough on citizens," so here we go.

Chaser: Skateboarders come back to the sand-filled park and 1, shovel the sand into berms so that it can be used for dirt-biking, and 2, shovel all the sand out of some pits so that they can go back to skateboarding.

Fixerupper coined the word "Karennacht" as a short-hand for describing the sudden, hostile takeover of America by sexually-shriveled harridans, busybodies, and control-freaks.

246 How much sand would it take to fill up the subways in NYC? Posted by: Wonkish Rogue
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