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April 22, 2020
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/22/20) Non-Girthy Edition
“He was just a troubled young man with mental illness who didn’t want to be in the halfway house. He said he felt trapped, like it was like jail … that’s why he always left,” Danisha Soto
Were we really just a month ago debating how many genders there are? Replacing bathroom signs in Target Stores now shuttered and policed by beetle-men masked and with batons, in front of which lines now extend for a carton of milk or an odd roll of toilet paper? Were we really debating the ancient origins of oppression in order to single out a sorry few for vindictive retaliation in a final revenge on their success? It seems foolishness now, does it not, the rantings of the economically illiterate comfortable lying fetid and hazardous upon so great a bounty as our free-market system had given us. Joel D. Hirst
“We want to make sure that people can practice their religion, yes, but it can’t conflict with the overarching public health guidelines,” Frey said. “It allows people to stay together even when they’re praying apart, and we want to make sure that we’re doing proper social distancing and physical distancing in particular.”Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey Wanna be car says, "Bring it on coppers." You've been warned: If you watch this chase you'll never have those 41 minutes of your life back again. With the world in crisis, it's easy to feel demotivated and down. What we all need right now is a feel-good story about overcoming obstacles and triumphs of the human spirit...like this guy who decided to run from the cops in a humble Smart Fortwo powered by nothing but three cylinders, less than a hundred horsepower, and sheer force of will.
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In case you don't know the story, in November 1970, a sperm whale of roughly the same size washed up on the beach in Florence, Ore. Local officials considered several methods of disposing the body, like dragging it out to sea. Ultimately, they went with the most exciting option available—blowin' it up real good. Guess what? Something not Kung flu related. Definitely chuckle worthy.
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The stables and the family's house completely burned down. These buildings were around 300 years old.
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