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April 17, 2020

Unexpectedly, Polyamorous Relationship Between Hideous Atheist Woman and Four C**ks Turns Ugly

Remember the story of the hideous woman who has four boyfriends? And she got pregnant?

And that these five terrible freaks are now going to raise an innocent child?

"We're all raising the baby together -- so everyone's Dad," Ojeda says. "We're all very, very excited to be raising a baby together."

It won't be without its complications, though. The group says they've dealt with bouts of jealousy over the years. It was especially hard for Marc and Travis to accept newcomers Ethan and Christopher at first. But Ethan says they talked it out and are all on good terms now.

And there's the matter of sharing: Ojeda says it gets pretty exhausting having to please four different men under the same roof. She's actually encouraged her boyfriends to pursue other love interests.

Who, apart from David French, would be interested in such a relationship?

I'm sure you're all very surprised by this, but one of these circus freaks attacked the baby.

That would be one of the ones who confessed to "jealousy."

"He stated he believed he heard a 'pop' during the occurrence," the officer wrote in the report.

The 5-week-old girl’s grandmother gave more details in a email to The Times-Union, saying the baby suffered a broken leg, arm, ribs and skull fractures.

The investigation began on March 15 when officers were called to Wolfsons Children’s Hospital about a baby with broken ribs, injuries to her lungs and liver and "multiple brain bleeds," the arrest report said. The First Coast Child Protection Team's examination concluded the baby had been physically abused with "a minimum of three attacks."

On March 17 the baby’s mother called the Florida Department of Children and Families, saying she believed Baucom had possibly injured the child while he was baby-sitting March 12, the report said. She said Baucom told her he had squeezed the child.

Baucom told the responding detective that he was getting frustrated due to his inability to get any sleep while baby-sitting. At some point something happened that was blacked out in the report, and that’s when he said he heard the pop. The the baby briefly ceased crying, then cried harder, he said.



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