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April 15, 2020

Chris Cuomo, Supposedly "In Isolation," Spotted Visiting a Lot He Had Purchased With His Family and Apparently No Mask;
Threatens Local Who Asks Him Why He Isn't in Quarantine

And that local has filed a criminal complaint against him.

Note that the property Chris Cuomo was spotted on was his property -- but not his residence. It was a lot he had bought, which had no structures on it yet. He was... just visiting it with his family.

Why? I guess he just wanted to get out and bum around.

Certainly there is no "essential" reason to visit a vacant lot on Easter Sunday. It's not like he was meeting a lawyer there about a body found on the property.

A man still sick with coronavirus, and therefore a threat to the public health, just felt like going out for a joyride, and so he did.

"Sometimes he's scary stupid," the East Hampton man, who asked to only be identified by his first name, David, said of Gov. Andrew Cuomoís little brother.

Chris Cuomo launched into a tirade on his SiriusXM show Monday night about how he didnít like what he did for a living anymore -- and ranted about a confrontation he had with a bike rider outside his property Easter Sunday, when the coronavirus-infected TV star was hanging out with his family.

David, who had been riding by, started hassling Chris Cuomo about social distancing, and the CNN star later seethed on his radio show that one big downside to money and fame is that he couldnít tell the guy to "go to hell."

"I don't want some jackass, loser, fat-tire biker being able to pull over and get in my space and talk bulls--t to me, I don't want to hear it," Cuomo raged.

"I want to be able to tell you to go to hell, to shut your mouth ... I donít get that doing what I do for a living: me being able to tell you to shut your mouth or I will do you the way you guys do each other."

That's either a violent threat or a sexual threat -- or both.


The 65-year-old longtime resident said he was just out for a bike ride before Easter dinner when he spotted who he thought was Chris Cuomo on property he says the CNN anchor bought in East Hampton last year. The acreage is still being developed; a steel frame for its future house is all thatís up at the moment, David said.


Cuomo has been regularly airing his TV and radio shows from his familyís home in Southampton-- although from the basement as he stayed quarantined from them. The anchor said on air Tuesday that he still suffers from a low-grade fever and feared that his wife is now showing signs of the virus.

David said the woman who looked like Cuomoís wife came over to him and said, "May I help you?"

He said he replied, "I'm riding my bike" -- then started asking why Cuomo was there out of quarantine and not social-distancing from the group.

He said Cuomo then started toward him, coming to within about 40 feet.

The guy who goes on the air everyday to tell people he's a disease vector who might be infecting his family is marching up to someone?

"He said, 'Who the hell are you?! I can do what I want!'" David said. ďHe just ranted, screaming, 'I'll find out who you are!'

"I said to him, 'Your brother is the coronavirus czar, and youíre not even following his rules -- unnecessary travel,'" the resident said.

"He just began to boil more.

"He said, 'This is not the end of this. Youíll deal with this later. We will meet again.' If that's not a threat, I don't know what is," David said.

The officer who took the report told him "I think you'll like what we've written."

Hopefully we'll get a criminal charge out of this. This meathead has to do a couple of days in jail. He can't be allowed to keep threatening people any time he's in a steroid cycle.

Another leftwinger who shrieks at other people -- people who aren't even sick! -- to observe increasingly fascist quarantine rules while completely ignoring the rules himself.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg: Ignored social distancing rules and instructed her trainer to come over to watch her huff and puff as she lifted 5 pound dumbbells.

Bill DeBlasio, Mayor of New York City: Ordered the entire city to shut down, including its gyms; made special exception for himself and went to his gym.

Lori Lightfoot, Mayor of Chicago: Ordered city to shut down, then instructed her hairstylist to break quarantine to come over and give her highlights. Defended this breach of her own order by saying that, being "in the public eye," her hair highlighting was an "essential service."

This criminal report comes just after Chris Cuomo had a meltdown on Monday in which he said he was dissatisfied by the hyperpartisan non-news shitshow that is CNN.

"I don't want to spend my time doing things that I donít think are valuable enough to me personally," Cuomo said. "I don't value indulging irrationality, hyper-partisanship."

Cuomo said his battle with COVID-19 has made him rethink his values and question his position as a public figure.

"I don't like what I do professionally," he said. "I donít think it's worth my time."

The next day -- probably at the insistence of Jeff Zucker -- Chris Cuomo went out and denied saying the things that there are audio recordings of him saying.

"It's not true," Cuomo said on Tuesday. "I never said it. I never meant it."

Cuomo, who announced on March 31 that he'd contracted COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, praised the way the network has treated him.

"I have never been in a better position, professionally, than I am in right now," he told viewers. "They've been so good. They've been so supportive of me in ways I could never have imagined. ... I've never had a group of people professionally care about me the way they have shown. I'll never be able to repay them, but I'll try hard to do so. I've never been more grateful. I've never been on a better team."

You did say it. There is a recording at the NY Post story above.

You said you were tired of the hyperpartisan clownshow Jeff Zucker forces you to put on every night.

And now you're saying you love playing the clown.

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