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April 10, 2020

Liberals Panicked by Virus Are Trying to Buy Guns, and Are Shocked and Outraged About All the Hoops They Have to Jump Through

Hoops they ignorantly demanded.

Well, now you can't get a Chainsaw Bayonet. Or even a gun With the Thing That Goes Up.

Happy now?

I was chatting with a friend of mine recently and the topic of gun sales came up. My friendís father owns a gun range near me and she said h'ís seen a huge amount of liberals coming in to purchase weapons in recent weeks.

How does he know they're liberals?

"They're shocked to discover they canít just walk out of the store with a gun."

Kira Davis quotes a gun store owner she knows:

We tried to look at just who the new firearm purchasers were and we believe that more than 60% of these individuals were first time buyers. I can't describe the amount of fear in my staff as we had the buyers show proof of safe handling as part of the purchase process as required by law. You have never seen so many barrels pointed at sales staff and other customers. It was truly frightening. We had to keep stopping the process to give quick safety lessons. We are adding many more basic classes in the coming weeks and encouraged these buyers to please attend. We hope they do.

When liberals say that citizens are too incompetent -- mentally, physically, and emotionally -- to own guns, they're universalizing from their own N=1 sample.


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