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January 31, 2020

"Flight Manual:" Twitter Traveler Claims That A "Very Drunk" Female Biden Staffer Gave Her Seatmate -- a Man Unknown To Her Before the Encounter -- Some, Uh, Noisy Hand-Release

Joe Biden -- a man known for nuzzling and sniffing tweenagers -- has staffers who give hand out zipper-frisks to airplane seatmates.

It's almost as if Joe Biden, in going to second base with strangers, signaled to his staffers that going to third base was cool too.

As Follow up:
-I know she was a Biden staffer bc she was loudly talking about it
-they did not know each other before the flight
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020

I wish I had not heard this happen 1 foot behind me
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020

They did not know each other prior to the flight
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020

She did say she lives in DC
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020

You don't say. You don't say.

Sometimes erroneously called "The Full Biden", technically if that's done on a plane it's a "Flight Manual" and if it's on a train it's a "Delaware Deluxe." Not sure what it's called at sea.
— David A. Ventimiglia (@neptune_station) January 31, 2020

One person asked, "How could you hear it over the engine noise?"

I don't know the answer, but if I can speculate: Bangles, baby. Bangles.

The kryptonite of the stealthy J-Off.

Why, I remember a time in a movie theater when my date sounded like the percussion section of a samba combo...

Impeachment update:

@MZanona
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.

posted by Ace at 12:57 PM

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As Follow up: -I know she was a Biden staffer bc she was loudly talking about it -they did not know each other before the flight — Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020 I wish I had not heard this happen 1 foot behind me — Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020 They did not know each other prior to the flight — Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020 She did say she lives in DC — Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020 You don't say. You don't say. Sometimes erroneously called "The Full Biden", technically if that's done on a plane it's a "Flight Manual" and if it's on a train it's a "Delaware Deluxe." Not sure what it's called at sea. — David A. Ventimiglia (@neptune_station) January 31, 2020 One person asked, "How could you hear it over the engine noise?" I don't know the answer, but if I can speculate: Bangles, baby. Bangles. The kryptonite of the stealthy J-Off. Why, I remember a time in a movie theater when my date sounded like the percussion section of a samba combo... 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