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January 15, 2020
Virginia's Blackface Governor Declares a Fake "Emergency" to Preemptively Disarm Gun-Carriers; Author of Bill Protecting That Right Says The Bill Specifically Forbids Declaring an Emergency to Disarm CitizensVirginia's Governor Mammy issued this illegal order: Governor Ralph Northam today declared a state of emergency in advance of expected demonstrations on Capitol Square on Monday, January 20, 2020. Law enforcement intelligence analysts have identified credible threats of violence surrounding the event, along with white nationalist rhetoric and plans by out-of-state militia groups to attend. Commenters quickly called foul: 188 163 32 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week. The sponsor of the law that Governor Johlson is violating says not so fast:
Which says, in pertinent part: A BILL to amend and reenact § 44-146.15 of the Code of Virginia, relating to emergency services and disasters; constitutional rights. So the law has been specifically amended to specifically deny the governor any power under the emergency powers law to limit people's right to lawfully carry guns. I am curious about what appears to be a huge exception: "except to the extent necessary to ensure public safety in any place or facility designated or used by the Governor." I think that just means a place literally used by the governor for sheltering people in an emergency, not "any place the governor designates," but I don't know for certain. Or at least the law's "patron" says so. Meanwhile, West Virginia invites Virginia gun sanctuary jurisdictions to secede from Virginia and join West Virginia. West Virginia Delegates use the resolution to pledge that the gun rights now under assault by Virginia Democrats will be protected for those counties that choose to become part of the state of West Virginia: This is the future. The United States will have to be dramatically reconfigured into multiple states. The left has engineered things so that we are becoming a sectarian state on the verge of civil violence; it's time to part ways with them, and let them seek their own communist bliss. Let them enslave each other, but let us keep ourselves free. | Recent Comments
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