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January 15, 2020

lol: The Democrats Delivering the Fake Articles of Fake Impeachment

Plus: The Greatest Musical Genius of All Time, after the impeachment stuff.

You will not be surprised to learn that all of the Fake Impeachment Managers supported Fake Impeachment before the Fake Whistleblower even started this Fake Impeachment Op.

Of the seven, there are the six who publicly supported impeaching the president before the whistleblower complaint, regarding the president’s phone call with the president of Ukraine -- specifically, whether Trump asked him to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden in exchange for U.S. military aid, was filed.

The march of the Fake Impeachment Players looked like the walk of shame from an orgy where it turned out that all the other orgyists were just as ugly as you:

Now let's turn from the absurd to the sublime.

Below are some videos from Marc Rebelliet, who basically slapped Mozart unconscious with his dick and stole all of his genius.

Very mild content warning for this one:

If you can't watch all of these, watch either of the next two.

But don't watch them at work.

Much bigger content warning for the next one, not safe for work. But an important message for all of us.

This one has a content warning, and is also not safe for work. But the message here is less important. Still important, but less important.

Speaking as a member of the Sexual Elite, I endorse the sentiment of that song without reservation.

Besides the funny ones, he has some that seem almost... legitimately good. I like this one, for example.

This guy actually does concerts. Apparently Bill Kristol was present at this one! (Kristol, or a "man" very similar to Kristol, appears at 5:05.)

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