Former CNN Perpetual Guest Emeritus Michael Avenatti Arrested Again, This Time for Violating His Bail Conditions
Update: Hiding Money, Again

Jeff Zucker's Kato Kaelin is in jail again.

Attorney and Trump foe Michael Avenatti was arrested Tuesday while attending a California State bar disciplinary hearing for another legal matter.

Avenatti's arrest came outside of the California disciplinary hearing related to allegations that the attorney scammed a client out of almost $840,000. During a break, the United States Attorney’s Office for the Central District of California arrested Avenatti for a different criminal matter.

Arrested for "violating the terms of his pre-trial release," that is, bail conditions.

"Completely innocent," Avenatti said as he was taken out of the courthouse.

Uh-huh.

BREAKING: Michael Avenatti faces new fraud and money laundering accusations -- was jailed overnight. Hid $1 million from ex-wife & other creditors, prosecutors say.

Flashback: Fake "Whistleblower" lawyer and Hottest Disney Child Star Enthusiast Mark Zaid is a pal of Avenatti's.

Also:

Thanks to Benji Carver for the reminder about the supercuts. He mentioned the clip in which "Ana Navarro gazes at Avenatti like he's chocolate cake," and you can see that that is an apt description.

A friend reminds me: "Navarro compared Avenatti to the Holy Spirit."

She said, "You're all places at all times."

Navarro explained, "Lately, to me, you're like the Holy Spirit. You are all places at all times. Right. I mean, I do -- I see you all over cable news, I see --there's a seat available if you want to be a co-host at 'The View.' There's people here you can pitch. He'd be a great lady around the table..."

Ana Navarro looked at Avenatti like she had just gotten moist for the first time since she strenuously thought about signing up for a Zumba class.

posted by Ace at 01:11 PM

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