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January 18, 2020

Saturday Morning Coffee Break



Good morning Morons, Moronettes, Lurkers and everyone in between. Saturday morning. Let's review some stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ. Or you can talk about anything else you want in this open thread.


  • Crazed monkeys. Wowza.

  • Why use an approved E.D. medicine when you can have an erection for 3 days.

  • We know a certain Yankee fan doesn't care for syrup on French Toast. What about kiwi on pizza?

  • Unlike Jerry River's 'Capone's Valut' fiasco, this could be the shortest live television shoot ever.

  • Virtual signaling comes with an extra cost.

  • No pants ride.

  • Here is a woman who doesn't mix with beer.

  • Brave journalist?

  • Dog eat dog. Cat scratch fever gone wild.

  • The job offers keep rolling in.

  • The perfect Moron home?

  • Not art.

  • Art.

    Be nice to one another, no running with sharp objects and have a great weekend!!

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