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Sunday Morning Book Thread 01-12-2020
Good morning to all you 'rons, 'ettes, lurkers, and lurkettes, wine moms, frat bros, crétins sans pantalon (who are technically breaking the rules), banjo pickers, stamp lickers, whisker flickers, sticker gitters, and Mason Williams fans. Welcome once again to the stately, prestigious, internationally acclaimed and high-class Sunday Morning Book Thread, a weekly compendium of reviews, observations, snark, witty repartee, hilarious bon mots, and a continuing conversation on books, reading, spending way too much money on books, writing books, and publishing books by escaped oafs and oafettes who follow words with their fingers and whose lips move as they read. Unlike other AoSHQ comment threads, the Sunday Morning Book Thread is so hoity-toity, pants are required. Even if it's these pants, which would be fine if you were partying all night with Andy Gibb.
![]() High-Quality Books I've been meaning to talk about this for a few weeks, but Eris beat me to it: 71 The Folio Society is having a sale: I'm sure many, if not most, of you morons are familiar with the Criterion Collection DVDs, which are state-of-the-art restorations of classic films. Criterion's goal is to provide you with the most superior viewing experience they can possibly produce. You'll pay more for the DVD, but if it's your favorite movie, or if you're a film connoisseur, it's well worth the price. The Folio Society is kind of like that, only for books: Founded in London in 1947, The Folio Society publishes carefully crafted editions of the world’s finest literature. We believe that great books deserve to be presented in a form worthy of their contents. For over 70 years we have celebrated the unique joy to be derived from owning, holding and reading a beautiful printed edition. For example, one of the books they have for sale is Charles Portis' novel True Grit. Go over there and take a look at the photos, and you can get a pretty good idea of the high quality of the printing and the illustrations. And each edition comes with its own slipcase cover. The Folio Society's catalog includes fiction, non-fiction, and children's books. Weird: They have Lord of the Flies in the children's book section. It is anything but a children's book. The downside is, of course, you have to pay for this sort of quality. True Grit sells for > $50 and the price tag on others is even higher, sometimes by a lot. But if you want a book you can both read and enjoy for yourself and pass it on to your children, TFS would be a good option. Here is everything they have, on one page.
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Who likes calendars? I like calendars. I like calendars like I like maps. I find them endlessly fascinating. A lurker sent in this recommendation of an old (pub. 1937) book, The Romance of the Calendar, which is a comprehensive history of calendars and how they were developed: Astronomers and mathematicians, archaeologist and churchmen, have contributed to our knowledge of the many calendars by which man has measured time. But this is the first book that surveys the development and significance of the calendar as a whole. The author discloses the origins of the calendar from times of remotest antiquity and among peoples of every race. The lurker pointed out this quote: In their characters and circumstances, Julius Caesar and Mohammed were poles apart. The one was a man of the West-- practical, orderly, opportunist. The other was a man of the East-- fanatic in his fervor and filled to overflowing with the divine madness of mysticism. Yet when these two men came to handle the calendar, they were curiously alike. They knew that something should be done about it. They believed they knew what should be done. They did it. This one sounds interesting enough that I might have to buy a copy for myself. Abebooks has a number of used copies available as does Amazon. ___________ Been reading comfort books by Byron Farwell. So, let's take a look at Mr. Kipling's Army: All the Queen's Men, which was published back in ye olden days of 1987: The outrageous, but often glorious, story of Britain's pre-World War I Army. This is an upstairs-downstairs view of the Victorian-Edwardian army, one of the world's most peculiar fighting forces. The battles it fought are household words, but the idiosyncracies and eccentricities of its soldiers and the often appalling conditions under which they lived have gone largely unrecorded. Byron Farwell explores here the lives of officers and men, their foibles, gallantry, and diversions, their discipline and their rewards. As Eeyore and salty mention, Farwell (who served as an officer in the North African and Italian campaigns in World War II and also in the Korean War, and was elected a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature in 1964) wrote a number of books, but only one I could find has been published as an e-book, and that one is The Great Boer War: The Great Boer War (1899 - 1902) – more properly the Great Anglo-Boer War – was one of the last romantic wars, pitting a sturdy, stubborn pioneer people fighting to establish the independence of their tiny nation against the British Empire at its peak of power and self-confidence. It was fought in the barren vastness of the South African veldt, and it produced in almost equal measure extraordinary feats of personal heroism, unbelievable examples of folly and stupidity, and many incidents of humor and tragedy. Byron Farwell traces the war’s origins, the slow mounting of the British efforts to overthrow the Afrikaners, the bungling and bickering of the British command, the remarkable series of bloody battles that almost consistently ended in victory for the Boers over the much more numerous British forces, political developments in London and Pretoria, the sieges of Ladysmith, Mafeking and Kimberley, the concentration camps into which Boer families were herded and the exhausting guerrilla warfare of the last few years when the Boer armies were finally driven from the field. The Kindle edition is $9.59. While looking at those Farwell books, Amazon suggested this one, The Encyclopedia of Nineteenth-Century Land Warfare: An Illustrated World View, which is described as The definitive one-volume reference to the armies, arms, and actions of the century that defined modern warfare. This sounds like a fine coffeetable book for you smart military morons. Available in hardcover for approx. $30. ___________ A lurkette e-mailed me a recommendation for the historical romance novel Pastora: I think this book was recommended by one of my fellow ‘rons or ‘ronettes, but I would like to add my recommendation. In 1844, Lucy Curtis meets Caleb Bates while working at a boarding house in St. Luke’s Plains, Missouri. He persuades her to marry him and trek to California to set up a sheep ranch. The first part of the novel deals with the hardship of the trail, especially since this is pre-Gold Rush and the passes over the Sierras are not well scouted. This novel appears to be long OOP, but there are plenty of used copied floating around. Also: NB: Ms. Barnes was an actress as well as an author. Boomers will recognize her from her role as “Vicki” in the original “Parent Trap.” I’m not sure if this novel is still in print, but I found a copy through my local library. So I looked up Ms. Barnes' bio on imdb.com. She is an impressively accomplished woman. ___________ Lurker Tailgunnersam e-mails: Picked up Tom Holland‘s mass marketed Roman history book Dynasty and thoroughly enjoyed it. Dynasty: The Rise and Fall of the House of Caesar picks up where Holland's earlier history, Rubicon: The Last Years of the Roman Republic, left off: ...opening where that book ended: with the murder of Julius Caesar. This is the period of the first and perhaps greatest Roman Emperors and it's a colorful story of rule and ruination, running from the rise of Augustus through to the death of Nero. Holland's expansive history also has distinct shades of I Claudius, with five wonderfully vivid (and in three cases, thoroughly depraved) Emperors—Augustus, Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, and Nero—featured, along with numerous fascinating secondary characters. Intrigue, murder, naked ambition and treachery, greed, gluttony, lust, incest, pageantry, decadence—the tale of these five Caesars continues to cast a mesmerizing spell across the millennia. Hmmm... Sounds just like our ruling classes. I guess things never change. I wonder if local comedians liked to surreptiously scribble "Postumus didn't kill himself!" on temple walls. ___________ Lurkette SandyCheeks also sent in a recommendation: Yesterday, I got this one in my feed. I'm no fan of sci-fi or Dystopian fiction, but this one sounded good enough to reel even me in. The novel she's referring to is Among These Bones by Amanda Luzzader. Doomsday was bad enough...but then they took her son. The introductory price is 99 cents, as this is the first of a trilogy. You'll pay a bit more for book 2, When It's No Longer Night, and book 3, Maybe We'll Remember.
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If you like, you can follow me on Twitter, where I make the occasional snarky comment. ___________ So that's all for this week. As always, book thread tips, suggestions, bribes, insults, threats, ugly pants pics and moron library submissions may be sent to OregonMuse, Proprietor, AoSHQ Book Thread, at the book thread e-mail address: aoshqbookthread, followed by the 'at' sign, and then 'G' mail, and then dot cee oh emm. What have you all been reading this week? Hopefully something good, because, as you all know, life is too short to be reading lousy books. ![]() | Recent Comments
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