The Morning Rant

All things considered, America really is the best country ever, and I'm grateful to live here.

Thanks to capitalism, I can hang out at Starbucks all day and complain about capitalism.

Sometimes when a woman cries rape, she's just trying to get the guy in trouble.

This is an issue that should be decided by the states, not the federal government.

You know, Stalin was kind of a d*ck, wasn't he?

Why are we wearing 'Che' T-shirts? The guy was a psychotic, murderous thug.

We probably shouldn't be teaching 6-year-old children about things like anal sex and fisting.

Giving an 8-year-old girl puberty-blocking drugs and male hormones just because she's going through a tomboy phase is probably a bad idea.

White privilege is so bad, I am going to give all my money and property to charity and go live in a feces-enhanced, third-world country.

Why is it that all of the cities in our country that are slowly being transformed into feces-enhanced environments have all been controlled and run for decades by Democrats?

Can't we have a protest without all of these damn commies showing up?

Jumping up and down while wearing pink pussy hats and screaming obscenities may be fun, but it doesn't really accomplish anything, and actually makes us look ridiculous.

Gee, men and women really are different.

We should get married and have many children.

It's OK to strongly argue against Trump supporters, but no violence, please, that's going too far.

Drag queen story hour?? Have you lost your freaking mind!!??

Hey, some of these Democratic presidential candidates are way too extreme.

If we keep it dialed up to 11 all of the time, people will just tune us out.

I guess some things in life are bigger than politics.

She's a man, baby!

God bless us, every one.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

How Is This Altered?

A Washington Post investigation has uncovered that Republicans are spreading around this altered photo of Nancy Pelosi. pic.twitter.com/EPHtA0KmTX

— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) January 9, 2020

Early Contender For Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2020:

By George, I Think He's Got It:

So let me get this straight, Iran response to our killing their top General was telegraphed so as not to cause deaths to American soldiers and civilians despite our President’s bellicose fire and brimstone rhetoric, we should therefore praise the President?

— Ken McIntyre (@ken_geo1154) January 8, 2020

Compare & Contrast:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Bonus Iranian Hottie:

Wednesday's Celebs: Soap opera, oops, excuse me, "daytime drama" stars Justin Hartley, and his wife Crishell Stause. Or, maybe not now, I didn't look closely, but they may have divorced. Another connection is that they were in a rom-com I had never heard of, Another Time (2018 ).

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You Old-Fashioned Yeast Doughnuts:

Doughnut recipe here.

posted by OregonMuse at 11:13 AM

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