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New York Times: Suleimani a "Warrior-Philosopher"CBS "journalist" Elizabeth Palmer begged Iran's Foreign Minister to tell her how hard Iran would be hitting America. Is it just me, or does anyone detect hopefulness in this question? As in, "When will you launch an attack which will hurt Trump in the polls? Oh pleasepleaseplease." Journalists from ABC and CBS eagerly raced over to Iran to toss softballs to a top government official. They also wondered when the country will strike back at the United States. Good Morning America’s Martha Raddatz on Tuesday highlighted the “hundreds of thousands of mourners" "paying their respects" to the dead terrorist, Qasem Soleimani. Martha Raddatz, who cried on air when Trump was elected, seems almost giddy at the prospect of Iranians killing Americans:
CBS' Palmer went even further, acting effectively as an Iranian propaganda proxy. As did Norah O'Donnell. Despite the fact that the murderous Iranian regime was forcing its people to attend mourning ceremonies for General Qasem Soleimani, anchor Norah O'Donnell was noticeably impressed when she reported that "So many mourners filled the streets of Iran, they could be seen from space." Later adding: "The procession stretched nearly four miles as Iran's leaders made new vows to avenge the death of its top general.” God save us from the fury of sexually-shriveled liberal bitter spinsters. But we should also ask God for protection against envenomed, bitter, sexually-harassing male liberals like Chris Matthews, who deemed Trump "an assassin." An assassin of mish, maybe! But the New York Times went still further. Perhaps feeling that it was slipping in the race to brand terrorists with the most laudatory obituary descriptions -- "austere religious scholar," "revered military leader" -- the New York Times decided to just straight-up win by calling the murderous terrorist Suleimani "a warrior-philosopher." Did you know that according to the opinion piece, Soleimani is a "national war hero" killed in what can only be understood as an "act of war?" Let's just leave out the multiple immediate "acts of war"T from Iran including rocket attacks on U.S. Forces that killed one and wounded several, as well as the attack on the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad. The Times then topped itself: "[Suleimani's] asceticism and quiet charisma joined to create an image of a warrior-philosopher who became the backbone of a nation's defense against a host of enemies." Meanwhile, terrorist proxy Ilhan "Omar" Nur is offering Iran not-super-hidden suggestions about which targets to attack: She suggests they should attack Trump hotel properties. What a patriot. The inspiringly patriotic Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Tehran, no, check that, I’m hearing she’s from Minnesota) tweeted Monday offering some unsolicited military advice to the Islamic Republic of Iran: "Trump needs to immediately divest from his businesses and comply with the emoluments clause. Iran could threaten Trump hotels *worldwide* and he could provoke war over the loss of revenue from skittish guests. His business interests should not be driving military decisions." She also tweeted a video in which the late comedian George Carlin asserts that the U.S. is "not very good at anything" besides war. And so once again we have to ask the by-now-familiar question: Is Ilhan Omar a traitor who hates America? What is Islam good for besides murder? They've been telling me "they invented algebra" since the day they killed 2,994 of my countrymen on September 11, 2001. Anything since the sixteenth century, or is that it? | Recent Comments
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