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January 06, 2020

Ayatollah Khameini Cries Like a Bitch Over Suleimani's Casket, Blubbers Something About Revenge

Cry:

Weeping amid wails from a crowd of hundreds of thousands of mourners, Iranís supreme leader Monday prayed over the remains of a top Iranian general killed in a U.S. airstrike in Baghdad, an attack thatís drastically raised tensions between Tehran and Washington.

The targeted killing of Gen. Qassem Suleimani already has seen his replacement vow to take revenge. Additionally, Tehran has abandoned the remaining limits of its 2015 nuclear deal with world powers in response to the slaying, In Iraq, the parliament has called for the expulsion of all American troops from Iraqi soil.

The developments could bring Iran closer to building a nuclear bomb or set off a proxy or military attack launched by Tehran against America and enable Islamic State to stage a comeback in Iraq, making the Middle East a far more dangerous and unstable place.

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Iranís Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei himself prayed over the caskets of Suleimani and others slain in the attack. Khamenei, who had a close relationship with Suleimani, wept at one point during the traditional Muslim prayers for the dead. The crowd wailed.

Trump responded to the Iran-dominated Iraq parliament's nonbinding resolution demanding the US leave Iraq with a threat for Iraq, too:

Adding to the tensions, President Trump threatened to demand billions of dollars in compensation from Iraq or impose "sanctions like they've never seen before" if it goes through with expelling U.S. troops.

Below: A hilarious flight back to Teheran for the Quds terrorists.



The media continues grieving:



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