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"Thank you, Rolf. I’m embarrassed to admit that up until a few years ago, I didn’t know anything about the evils of palm oil. Franky did. This is a woman who watches Grayson Franky. In the second season, Grace very innocently was putting palm oil in vaginal lubrication that she and Franky were going to sell, you know, older women, challenges. Well, when Franky found out that Grace was putting palm oil in the vaginal lubricant, she went ballistic. Grace had never seen Franky get that upset because she loved orangutans and palm oil trees were destroying the habitat of orangutans and she went on a rant that grace had never seen. It was so dramatic that me who plays grace started to research it. And that’s how I found out about the evils of palm oil. You see I have a big problem. I kind of like to think that Lily Tomlin never did anything before grace and Franky. Or 9:00 to 5:00. I kind of like to think she never did anything without me in it, with her. But I’m forced to admit that, in fact, she’s done quite a lot without me and kind of like done things that nobody else has ever done. Like she’s one of the greatest comedians that ever lived."Jane Fonda
In an attempt to appease citizen resistance, Northam suggested there would be a ban on only the sales of semi-automatic rifles. He would allow gun owners to keep their current AR-15s and similar rifles as long as they registered them. Otherwise, they must surrender the rifles. I’d urge Virginians not to fall for the registration trick. Knowing who owns what weapons is the first step to confiscation. Dr. Walter E. Williams
“We have to be creative and innovative and disruptive and challenge the way we’ve been doing things forever.” Gov. Bill Lee (R-TN)
“It is a community asset, and Wake County commissioners and staff will work to ensure that the facility is again made available for the community’s use as soon as possible,”.County Board of Commissioners Chairman Greg Ford
A good guy with a gun shot an alleged church shooter in White Settlement, Texas, Sunday morning. Just imagine how many people could have been injured or killed while waiting for LEO to respond.
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In November, Los Angeles-based clean technology leaders announced its Zero Emissions 2028 Roadmap 2.0. At the time, Mayor Eric Garcetti called for a 25% reduction in air pollution by 2028. Today the Financial Times is reporting that Los Angeles may now force Uber and Lyft to use electric cars.
Christmas went up in flames for a family in Texas, after a 12-year-old boy decided to use a magnifying glass for something other than reading.
If only I were POTUS for a day. What would you do Misanthropic Humanitarian? I would pull us out of the United Nations so fast your head would spin. The United Nations Entity for Gender Equality and the Empowerment of Women, also known as UN Women, has declared that motherhood is not a blessing, but a “penalty."
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Died on this day: December 29, 1980 - Tim Hardin
DECEMBER 29--Two Burger King employees were attacked yesterday by a Grubhub deliveryman who “became agitated when informed that his order was not ready for pick up,” according to police reports.
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