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December 14, 2019

Saturday Morning Coffee Break



Happy Saturday you Morons! Let us review a few stories that didn't get too much and/or any attention here at the AoSHQ this past week. Just remember, no running with sharp objects, the 'ettes don't have cooties and play nice with one another.

  • The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

  • We have mosquito issues where I live, but no thank you.

  • Bear spray doesn't belong in an oven.

  • Some people are just dicks.

  • Crazy and jealous, a deadly combination.

  • Who says cops don't have a soft spot?

  • Alligator the undertaker.

  • Naughty Limey.

  • Planning a trip to San Francisco? Here's a map for you.

  • Michael Avenatti's next client?

    Hey enjoy these stories or something else that tickles your fancy this morning. Enjoy the open thread.

    Have a great weekend!!!

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