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October 26, 2019

Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 10-26-2019

IM Lilit Mkrtchian 01.jpg
IM Lilit Mkrtchian (ARM)


As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (CT #7/1055)

Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves
Hint: It's those tricksy knights again!


20191026 - Problem 1.jpg
r3r3/p2b1ppp/2pk4/2Np1n2/3N4/1P6/P2P1PPP/2R1R1K1 w - - 0 1




chess pic 20191026a.jpg
Boo!



Intermediate Problem - Black To Play (1057)

Goal: Black can force a mate in 4 moves
Hint: Make sure you capture the right pawn


20191026 - Problem 2.jpg
2r3r1/pQpk2q1/1b5p/5N2/8/5Bp1/PP3P1P/1R3RK1 b - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - Black To Play (CT #25/1059)

How does Black play this position?


20191026 - Problem 3.jpg
2rr2k1/1b4p1/6B1/p4PpN/1pp1P3/7Q/PPPq4/1KR5 b - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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20191026 dress pr0n Oktoberfest a.jpg
"What is best in life?"

Moar Oktoberfest lovelies.




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20191026 dress pr0n melania.jpg
"Click for bigger Melania"


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Solutions Update

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20191026 - Problem 1.jpg
r3r3/p2b1ppp/2pk4/2Np1n2/3N4/1P6/P2P1PPP/2R1R1K1 w - - 0 1

1.Nb5+ cxb5
2.Nb7#

Them knights.

Intermediate Problem - Black To Play


20191026 - Problem 2.jpg
2r3r1/pQpk2q1/1b5p/5N2/8/5Bp1/PP3P1P/1R3RK1 b - - 0 1

1...gxf2+!

(1...gxh2+? goes nowhere, i.e. 2.Kxh2 Qe5+ 3.Kh1 and Black's attack runs aground.

2.Kh1 Qg1+
3.Rxg1 Rxg1+

Or 3...fxg1=Q+ 4.Rxg1 Rxg1#

4.Rxg1 fxg1=Q#


Advanced Problem - Black To Play


20191026 - Problem 3.jpg
2rr2k1/1b4p1/6B1/p4PpN/1pp1P3/7Q/PPPq4/1KR5 b - - 0 1

1...Qxc2+!
2.Kxc2

If 2.Rxc2 then 2...Rd1+ 3.Rc1 Bxe4+ 4.Ka1 Rxc1#

2... Bxe4+
3. Qd3 cxd3+

Better than 3...Bxd3+ 4.Kd2 Bxf5+ 5.Ke2 Bxg6 where the win is there, but slower, or 3...Rxd3 4.Ng3 Rxg3+ 5.Kd2 Rd8+ 6.Ke1 Rg1+ 7.Ke2 Rg2+ 8.Ke1 Rdd2 and the king hunt will last 7-8 more moves.

4.Kd2 Rc2+
5.Rxc2 dxc2+
6.Ke2 (6.Ke3 c1=Q+ 7.Kxe4 Qe1+ and wins)

6...c1=Q and there is no defense against Rd2+ followed by Qg1+ and Bxf5#.


Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

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