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From our friend and regular contributor Hank Curmudgeon. Quite the story.
She says she is jealous. That makes 2 of us.
![]() Hmmmm...should this pic be on the pet thread or the gardening thread? My poochie Stella is enjoying impersonating a flower with her candy corn-colored autumn donut. It's really a flotation device for summer swimming pool fun that was marked down at the grocery store to $3. It's hard to find big toys for big dogs so I have to get creative. She loves to get a good trip on this thing and shake it and drag it around. Hopefully it'll last until Halloween! - JuJuBee
![]() Aelishdad here, lurker extraordinaire. Behold the grandsons dog, Lucky, that I somehow am responsible for. Got from county shelter about 5 years ago, he came in with two smaller females, one of which was the boss dog. He is NOT spoiled! According to the Grammie. Does he look spoiled to you? Didn't think so. So I walk him, feed him, semi-train hm and pay his medical and boarding fees...and he sleeps with the Grammie. Yeah, a hard life indeed. And he protects us from the deer, bunnies and chipmunks, and toads. Quite the granddog you have there Aelishdad. I think I can safely say that the Horde is happy that he protects you from those villains you mentioned. Thanks so much for sharing.
![]() Hi! A happy belated birth day to Miss Moo-kitty. It sounds like she found quite the home with you. As an "only cat" I suspect she is quite spoiled.
![]() Hello Mis Hum, The Netherlands? Well we are almost world famous! Hey, thanks for sending in Abby's photo and story. She seems to enjoy the great outdoors. The Horde understands the pleasure that a pet brings. Thanks so much for sharing.
![]() Here's my younger rescue cat, Quicksilver.?? She was a stray or feral kitten who was living around an abandoned service station, and was surprisingly approachable after a week or less of my feeding her.?? But then I lost track of her for several months and presumed that she was dead.?? When I located her again, she was so infested with intestinal worms that straining to go to the bathroom had caused her to prolapse.
![]() My parents travel a lot, and attached are the LUDICROUS instructions YD, Sr. leaves in his opulent kitchen for us kids to follow. I know you have a great sense of humor on The ONT. Not sure if you're pulling our leg or not with this. Wonderful directions nevertheless.
![]() My second submission to Pet Morons. This is cullypants, Quite the family tree. We won't ask. You don't have to tell. Isn't that a great thing about a puppy, there tail wagging 200 MPH? Cullypants is an unusual and unique name. Thank you for sharing.
![]() Hi, long time reader, but not commenter. Love the pet thread and thought I would share this cherished photo. We appreciate you being a long time reader. What a great group setting! I bet it is a cherished photo. So sorry to hear that they have all passed over the Rainbow Bridge. Never an easy thing to share. Thank you.
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