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September 09, 2019

Trump Rally and the Tasty Burnt Ends of Today's News Barbecue

Video of rally in Fayetsville below.

A "majority of women" don't experience orgasm when having penetrative sex.

Scientists note that the "majority of women" statistic might be biased by the inclusion of David French's frustrated sex partners.

Robert Francis O'Rourke, known in criminal records as "Beto" and "Fuckin' Radical, Man!" O'Rourke, says that he won't have go door to door when he bans guns because Americans will just willingly turn their guns over to their dictator.

Kamala Harris then showed she had the steel and toughness to be president, whining that it's "emotionally hurtful" when people criticize her record.

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Kamala Harris of California said that it "feels awful" when people attack her record on criminal justice and call her a "cop," according to a new report.

"I understand it intellectually. Emotionally, it's hurtful," Harris said about activists attacking her over criminal justice issues during an interview with the New York Times published Monday.

She added that criticism was so "tiring" she felt like taking a nap under Willie Brown's sweaty, heaving body.

Kamala Harris agreed with a questioner's use of the word "mentally retarded" as an insult, and even added a "well said" after hearing it, but then claims she never heard the remark.

No one believes her, except liberal journalists, obviously.

Speaking of mentally retarded, Joe Biden took the opportunity to grab up on a woman without her consent.

Jessica Roman, 41, had stopped Biden, 76, as he greeted voters on Monday during the Hawkeye Area Labor Council's Labor Day picnic in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. The North Liberty preschool teacher, who works with special needs children, was pressing the former vice president on his plans to help unionized members of her profession under recent changes to Iowa's collective bargaining laws when he reached for her hands.

"I think that he means well but, you know, he grabbed my hands right away and that was really uncomfortable," she told the Washington Examiner. "He was very close and, in my mind, I'm like, this is part of our problem: Not recognizing that you need to ask first, or can I shake your hand? Not just grab your hands and hang onto them. That bothers me."

Joe Biden then said that George Bush was "the last president" before the current one.

Sort of missed a big one there, Potato Salad Joe.

Hillary Clinton is adding her Shrill Smelly Old Lady sex appeal to the Elizabeth Warren campaign.

Can't wait for these two sexpots to start campaigning together.

lizabeth Warren's team doesn't want to talk about Hillary Clinton, but that doesn't mean the 2020 presidential candidate isn't talking with her party's 2016 nominee.

The two women have kept a line of communication open since the Massachusetts senator decided to run for president -- though only a conversation around the time of Warren's launch has been previously reported -- according to several people familiar with their discussions who spoke to NBC on the condition of anonymity because of the political sensitivity of private interactions.

It’s hard to know exactly how many times they've reached out to each other -- or precisely what they’ve discussed -- in part because neither camp wants to reveal much of anything about their interaction and in part because they have each other's phone numbers, and there are many ways for two high-powered politicians to communicate that don’t involve their staffs.

Speaking of dinosaurs soon to face a looming impact with reality, The meteor that killed the dinosau">the meteor strike that killed the dinsosaurs hit the earth with the kinetic energy of ten billion Hiroshima-sized atomic bombs.

That'll do it.

The impact set alight vast wildfires stretching thousands of miles, triggered towering tsunamis and blasted so much sulphur into the atmosphere it blocked the sun, causing the catastrophic global cooling that ultimately doomed the dinosaurs.

This cataclysmic scenario is what scientists have largely hypothesised ended the reign of the fearsome lizards.

Now, a new study led by the University of Texas at Austin has confirmed the theory by finding hard evidence in the hundreds of feet of rocks that filled the impact crater within the first 24 hours after impact.

Core samples taken at the crater also contain charcoal and jumbles of rock brought in by the tsunami's backflow. However, sulphur is conspicuously absent. They are all part of a rock record that offers the most detailed look yet into the aftermath of the catastrophe which wiped out 75 per cent of life on Earth.

John Ratcliffe predicts that disgraced leaking liar Andrew McCabe will be indicted.

I think the DOJ has realized it cannot once again whitewash all the criminal behavior of its Democrat favorites, or they'll never get a conviction in a courtroom again. One or more people will have to be indicted for their crimes.

That's all for now.


The grossly fat Brian Stelter, who surely would not know anything about perspiration in 88 degree heat, claims Trump was lying when he said the crowd was "soaking wet," because it hadn't rained today:


Of all people to know what it means to be "soaking wet" on a hot day, wouldn't it be this morbidly obese hack?

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