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August 28, 2019

Chunky Senatrix Kristin Gillibrand: You Won't Have My Chubby Wine Mom Ass to Kick Around Any More

You can't spell "Quit" without "I," she explained.

Today, I am ending my campaign for president.

I am so proud of this team and all we've accomplished. But I think it’s important to know how you can best serve.

To our supporters: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Now, let's go beat Donald Trump and win back the Senate. pic.twitter.com/xM5NGfgFGT
— Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) August 28, 2019

Trollmaster Pimp Trump:

A sad day for the Democrats, Kirsten Gillibrand has dropped out of the Presidential Primary. I’m glad they never found out that she was the one I was really afraid of!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

On to a completely, totally unrelated topic: Chunky pussy that needs more exercise and fewer carbs.

Mr. B., the 26 pound house cat has been taken by a foster home.

Sweet chunky Mr. B’s amazed by the huge outpawing of interest in him - over 3000 applications! He has a foster (maybe forever) home now - but so many other great adoptable cats need you. Here’s a thread of ours. Let’s make it go viral too. Adopt and RT for Mr. B and all the cats! pic.twitter.com/063Mtk0qTP
— Morris Animal Refuge (@MorrisAnimal) August 28, 2019

And speaking further of big fat pussies, Brian Stelter decided to humblebrag about his jet-setting "day trip" to Venice, California, just as CNN announces a seven hour, all-Democrat-candidate "Climate Crisis" Town Hall:

Quick day trip to L.A. Finished with a beer flight served on a skateboard. Well played, @VeniceAleHouse pic.twitter.com/DRGgbD5jcb
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) August 28, 2019

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To our supporters: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Now, let's go beat Donald Trump and win back the Senate. pic.twitter.com/xM5NGfgFGT — Kirsten Gillibrand (@SenGillibrand) August 28, 2019 Trollmaster Pimp Trump: A sad day for the Democrats, Kirsten Gillibrand has dropped out of the Presidential Primary. I’m glad they never found out that she was the one I was really afraid of! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019 On to a completely, totally unrelated topic: Chunky pussy that needs more exercise and fewer carbs. Mr. B., the 26 pound house cat has been taken by a foster home. Sweet chunky Mr. B’s amazed by the huge outpawing of interest in him - over 3000 applications! He has a foster (maybe forever) home now - but so many other great adoptable cats need you. Here’s a thread of ours. Let’s make it go viral too. Adopt and RT for Mr. B and all the cats! pic.twitter.com/063Mtk0qTP — Morris Animal Refuge (@MorrisAnimal) August 28, 2019 And speaking further of big fat pussies, Brian Stelter decided to humblebrag about his jet-setting "day trip" to Venice, California, just as CNN announces a seven hour, all-Democrat-candidate "Climate Crisis" Town Hall: Quick day trip to L.A. Finished with a beer flight served on a skateboard. 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