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August 28, 2019

Chunky Senatrix Kristin Gillibrand: You Won't Have My Chubby Wine Mom Ass to Kick Around Any More

You can't spell "Quit" without "I," she explained.




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On to a completely, totally unrelated topic: Chunky pussy that needs more exercise and fewer carbs.

Mr. B., the 26 pound house cat has been taken by a foster home.



And speaking further of big fat pussies, Brian Stelter decided to humblebrag about his jet-setting "day trip" to Venice, California, just as CNN announces a seven hour, all-Democrat-candidate "Climate Crisis" Town Hall:



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