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August 27, 2019

CNN, Which Is a Nonpartisan "News" Business and Not an Expensive Charity for Promoting Leftwing Causes, Announces Seven Straight Hours of Coverage on a "Climate Crisis" Town Hall They Cooked Up

Not a cult. Not a 501(c)(4).


CNN announces seven-hour Democratic presidential candidates' town hall on climate change. Ten candidates to appear consecutively, 40 minutes each.

Link to CNN's story about their newest undisclosed donation to the Democrat Party here.

Relatedly, CNN's professionally aggrieved obese woman and giant pie expert* April D. Ryan claims that she never ordered her bodyguard to rough up a reporter. He just decided to make his job harder than it had to be on his own.

Right, right.

"And no, I did not order anyone to do anything," Ryan said on "Reliable Sources." "At that moment, what you saw was my then-bodyguard, who was concerned with my safety, come to me and say stop talking. They were about 100 feet away from me. I didn't know what was going on or said. I was onstage at the time."

* And she really takes her work home with her.

Oh My: Giant-gunted April D. Ryan claims that Trump's question about using a nuclear blast to dissipate a hurricane... was... wait... for... it...

Racist. Obviously!

Ryan addressed the reporting on President Trump’s supposed plan by describing how hurricanes "start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it."

The CNN carnival barker then proceeded to suggest President Trump had a more sinister motive for wanting to use nuclear weapons off the coast of Africa: "He brought in Africa... As we were talking during break, he's called Africa a sh**hole nation....And what part of Africa are you talking about? Sub-Saharan Africa, where there are mostly black people?"

If you thought, "This pie garage is making up that crap about hurricanes forming off the African coast," you're right.

They form in the middle of the ocean. Yes, wind travelling from Africa, mixing with cold air from the north, is involved. But they don't form near Africa.

She's a fucking retard.

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