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Two Dogs Square Off In a Demonstration of Canine Martial Arts and Pug Katas the Likes of Which You Will Never See Again | Main | The Morning Report - 8/9/19
August 08, 2019

Angels And Ministers Of Grace Defend The ONT

OK, I got a lot of good feedback about last Friday's dump ONT, so I'm going to do another one. This one, however, has a theme!

There's a popular meme that's been going around Twitter and Facebook for a while now, the premise is the back and forth between God and the angels (and sometimes Adam) as he's creating the world. Like this:

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What follows are the best ones I've been able to find over the past week, along with several that I wrote myself. I find these screamingly funny. Enjoy.


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Tonight's ONT brought to you by Mary:

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