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April 25, 2019

All White Male Candidates Zoom to the Top of the Democrat Candidate Pack, Except Eric Swallwell

Biden officially joined the race.

Even before that, he polled at or near the top of the peak, alongside Bernie and "Beto," aka Robert Francis O'Rourke.

And then Pete Buttgieg soared to the top tier, even though he's gay. But that White Man magic was too much for the Democrat primary electorate to resist.

It seems that all you need to instantly soar to the top of the Democrat polls is be a white man, and not be Eric Swallowall.

This state of affairs is causing some consternation in the Democrat Party, which is primarily held together by racism against whites and sexism against men. They can't agree on a platform, but they can all mutually agree on a hate object.

Democrat hack Jennifer Palmieri explains why the party that hates white men seems to favor only white men as candidates: It's because of Democrats' own internal biases in favor of The White Devil Man.




Meanwhile, the only White Man to not get the White Man Free Pass to the top of the Democrat pack, California slow-learner, conspiracy theorist, and nuclear-political strategist Eric Swallowall, promises that if he's nominated for president, which he won't be, he'll select a woman as his running mate, as penance for his race and sex.



Meanwhile, this placard posted by campus socialists explains the Democrat party platform -- everyone is a bigot. Except us.


The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, who is totally up in Rosario Dawson's snizz and that's not just a front for the rubes, also says he'll nominate a woman for vice president when he, too, is not nominated for president:



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