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April 04, 2019

That's My President

I put this little gif up last night, but now Trump is tweeting it out.

Let a thousand Bulwark pansies about Trump "eroding the discourse" bloom.

Gif below.

Meanwhile, let's not forget that Joe Biden isn't just handsy when it comes to women.

He's also handsy when it comes to foreign money.

Peter Schweizer, president of the Government Accountability Institute and senior editor-at-large at Breitbart News, recalled how Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's second son, received millions of dollars from Ukrainian energy company Burisma Holdings while his father directed $1.8 billion in aid money to Ukraine as vice president during the Obama administration.


Schweizer said, "I think a deeper problem that [Joe Biden] faces is -- as has been reported on Breitbart and reported at the Hill, today -- which I think is far deeper is the fact that his family, particularly his son, cashed in while he was vice president of the United States.

He references John Solomon's report in The Hill yesterday, which noted that Joe Biden openly bragged about threatening to withhold $1 billion in US funds from Ukraine, unless they fired a prosecutor he didn't like.

Biden tells this story to brag about how tough he is.

What he forgets to tell the crowd is that the prosecutor he wanted fired was investigating the firm employing his son Hunter on its board at the time.

Oh, and Rich Lowry goes into greater detail about a point I made half-assedly yesterday: Joe Biden paws and mauls women because he thinks he has the Irish Gift of the Blarney, and women just can't get enough of him and his smilin' eyes.

Joe Biden wants us to believe that all his touching speaks to how deeply he cares about other people.

It's really a testament to how much regard he has for himself.

...

[H]e's clueless in the way that old Washington hands who refer to themselves in the third person and consider themselves living legends always are--only more so.

To use Biden's own term, he believes his own malarkey.

He really thinks he's the most charming man in the room and a master at human interaction. In his view, hes doing everyone a favor by giving them a warm bath of Biden.

It's truly never occurred to him that some women might not want to be grabbed, smelled, held, nuzzled, Eskimo-kissed, whispered to, and generally handled by their great champion and defender, Joe Biden.

Funny stuff below.



He comes Permanent Twitter Resident and angry rage-junkie spazz Tom Nichols to lecture us on proper professional decorum on Twitter.




And the Babylon Bee wants to be heard:

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