Tucker Carlson: Soyboy Beta Bottom Chris Hayes Is What Every "Man" Would Be if Feminists Could Impose Their Weird Asexual Political Agenda on the World

Wan sexually-ambiguous sporeling and Future Hot Dog Entrepreneurs of America Founder Chris Hayes came in for some mockery by Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson persuasively argued that symbiotic amalgamation of human host and metaphysical embodiment of sexual inadequacy Chris Hayes is what feminists want all the men they're not eager to be impregnated by to be.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson said MSNBC host Chris Hayes is "what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country" during his opening monologue on Monday night.

"Chris Hayes is what every man would be if feminists ever achieved absolute power in this country: apologetic, bespectacled and deeply, deeply concerned about global warming and the patriarchal systems that cause it," Carlson said of his 8 p.m. rival.

He also called Alexandria Donkey-Chompers "a moron."

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a moron and nasty and more self-righteous than any televangelist who ever preached a sermon on cable access," Carlson said on his show which competes directly in prime time with Hayes’ show.

And she is indeed a moron, loud and ignorant. She recently declared that the US passed an amendment to the Constitution to keep FDR from winning a fifth term -- unaware that FDR rather famously died in office during his fourth term, and hence, the Grim Reaper himself foreclosed the possibility of a One For the Thumb Run.

I have to stress that this is the sort of thing any mildly educated person should know -- if you just know that Harry S Truman gave the order to drop the bombs on Japan, then you know that FDR was not serving as president at that time, which then would cause you to wonder why, which would then hopefully suggest to you, "Oh right, he must have died or something."

posted by Ace of Spades at 02:08 PM

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