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You're Not Going to Believe This, But a Weekly Standard Cabin-Boy Is Advocating For the Democrats to Win Another Senate SeatAhoy. Who saw that coming? No one. We're all just stunned to find out that people working for Bill Kristol, who is himself funded by leftwing billionaire Pierre Omidyar, are in the tank for the Democrat Party. There's a runoff election coming up in Mississippi, which the GOP was expected to win, but which has become uncomfortably close since the Republican candidate, Cindy Hyde-Smith, said something which did not seem racial but which of course everyone is claiming is So Totally Racial:
The media would rather talk about what possible implications that has, and of course all the bells and dogwhistles that go with it, than discuss Espy's more serious scandal: Espy Denied Employee’s Promotion Due to Child’s Preexisting Condition So you can imagine where the True Conservatives of America's foremost True Conservative amateur money-pit webzine come down here: Cede the seat to the Democrats to #OwnTheCons. John Ekdahl and Luke Thompson, who says he works in the business and doesn't just mop the floors in a going-bankrupt amateur webzine as Jim Swift does, give the Second Assistant Cabin-Boy In Training some pushback, and Jim Swift just keeps doubling down on Omidyar's candidate.
You gotta read that thread. It sums up both the garbage fire that is The Weekly Standard, as well as the suffocating groupthink virtue-signalling of The Winners Club that lives on fucking Twitter. You know, people who have fuller lives tend to get in their witty banter and #SickBurns off Twitter, using a thing called "Mouth Tweeting" with friends and other real human beings. The end-of-year (end of days...?) review for The Weekly Standard can't come fast enough. Cuck Cruise Rating: 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 5 out of 5 cabins on a cuck cruise. | Recent Comments
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